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October 2, 2008
WE ARE THE ROBOT PIRATES
Robot Pirates.
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AWESOME
baddass
I shook it.
Currently on IRC:
(23:31:16) (@Tomb) /o/
(23:31:24) (@Tomb) \o\
(23:31:32) (@Tomb) \o/
(23:31:36) (@Tomb) SHAKE IT
(23:31:38) (@Tomb) SHAKE IT
(23:31:50) (@Tomb) SHAKE IT LIKE SWORD WITH A DEAD GUY ON IT!
(23:31:59) (@Tomb) WE ARE THE ROBOT PIRATES!!
No words… too much awesome…
I don’t even know what to add. This song is freakin’ awesome. “Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of RAM.” Hilarious!
That is absolutely hilarious.
One of my recent favorites. Really nice.
My leg malfunctioned, so I got one made of wood!
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS TO WEAR PANTS TO OF ALL TIME. It is right up there with Snesley Wipes, Shoot The Zombies, and Mike Celestino.
i love this song
Just like Never Been in Love!
everything i ever wanted in a friend is summed up in a “robot pirate”
First truly epic song in a while. I better grab a download while it’s free; this one’ll probably climb the charts fast.
(And, if it doesn’t, I have officially lost all faith in the world.)
We are the robot pirates~
This song is made of pure awesome. One of the best songs ever, and you don’t have to be a computer nerd to understand it (like so often when people write about robots). Keep ‘em coming, please!
Man, you just keep outdoing yourself. I can proudly say I never get bored of staring at the screen for hours just browsing your site.
The last line just makes this though. I’ll make sure to download this. :)
NEVER STOP ANDREW, NEVER. AUGH.
makes me laugh
we are the robot’s privates :)
Songs To Wet Pants To
Bow-chicka wow wow!
Andrew, you’re made of solidified awesomeness. I would nominate you to replace Mother Abigail as solidified good.
You’re so amazingly creative. The fact that you can make THIS masterpiece out of two words is incredible.
And the first and last lines beat all. Love you.
Just two words are the origins of the true masterpiece? That’s truly immense.
Every positive comment I can make about this song have already been made, but I’d just like to inform you that this really is one of your greatest creations and it isn’t getting old even now. I’ve been constantly listening to it since I first downloaded it.
Congrats, Andrew, I look forward to more masterpieces just like this one. :D
how many voices can u make on the trransformer thing?
all ur songs, even the ones that arent meant to be good, are awesomelyinsanifiedkoolioliciouslysupercalifragilisticexpialidociousified!
That is the most epic song I have ever heard! Cripes! I missed the first two weeks it was out, and I don’t have an online banking account…Ah well. I’ll just keep coming to listen to it. XD
“Shake it like a sword with a dead guy on it” has got to be the best line in any song in the world. Ever.
“WE ARE MADE OUT OF METAL FROM OUR HEAD TO OUR PRIVATES” UMMMMM…..CREEPY..
Priates = Awesome!
Robots = Aweseome!
This song is so creative and well done! Pure ownage mixed with a big batch of epic win! ^^ You’ve really outdone yourself!
My only complaint is that it was computer hackers and not NINJA computer hackers, but that wouldn’t fit the tune, so… STILL FREAKIN AWESOME!
Awesome.
OMGGG!!! HAHAH THAT WAS MY REQUESTTTT I’m so happy :D :D :D Robot Pirates ftw!!
COMMENTING TWICE!! AHHH cant believe that wasnt thrown out! hahaha *so happy*
Will you marry me?
Yes.
Simply amazing.
Holy i keep listening to this song its so good
I CAN NOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOAH, That is amazing!
Woah, That was amazing!
Because it’s just that good.
every time you post a new song and i listen to it, i think that you can’t possibly get any more awesome…and then you do!
You should add this song to your MySpace!
(Man, i wish songs were still free, this is one song that i really want >_<
Stupid money and it’s prevention of my putting this on my MP3.)
ow! but that was pretty funny!
AWESOMENESS. FOREVER. DON’T STOP BELIEVIN! THATS BY JOURNEY!
So Sad, It’s not free and I don’t have a file ont hat strange song buying website! I wish it was on ITunes!
A yo-ho-ho and a bottle of RAM.
EPIC
You know someone should make an animated music video for this.
I think this needs a choreographed dance. (:
I agree with Sarah! =D
I still like my idea better.
Yes! The gods demand a dance!
SO GOOD! I CAN’T STOP LISTENING! RRRRGGHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU AMAZINGLY AWESOME SONG!
If i ever become unlazy enough to actually buy this song, would you mind if i made a video for it? With Flash, obviously, i’m not a robot, therefore a recorded video would be quite difficult.
Was that StrawberryClock in there?
Please do Casey, please do.
I haven’t been on this site in a while, and this is the first new one I listened to.
Pretty freakin’ awesome, Andrew.
Guess you ditched the rule of 1:11 though. So you got that going for you. Which is nice.
I did find a video on Youtube that uses this song but the sound quality sucked. The only reason I say this is so that nobody posts something on here (if someone else ever does post something again that is) telling me someone already made a video. And this guy still rules!
I-I spoke to him an binary, aaand he understood!
xD Great job on the nerdy accents.
The Daft Punk bit was a nice touch. :D
we cant touch the water cus it makes us short circuit!
i am a robot pirate. i am made of metal from my head to my private.
You know what, It didn’t even occur to me that it sounded a bit like Daft Punk (who also freaking rule). Thank you Markham.
BEST OPENING EVER!
AWESOMENESS!!!!
I LOVE IT!
Yeah, well I can mop the whole poop deck in 10.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
seconds! Burn!
That’s it.
I’m making a Robot Pirates video game.
Maybe the bad guys could be monkey ninjas…
Andrew, you are amazingly clever. Just when I thought the internet was the world’s garbage dump for every brain-dead moron with the vocab of a two-year-old, you show up. I haven’t been browsing STWPT for long but already this is my favourite one (closely followed by Snesly Wipes and Shoot the Zombies, of course!)
Dave. If you ever get around to doing that game idea, PLEASE put the name of the game and website it’s on. Thank you.
DARN IT! As an edit to my last post, after “it’s on” should be “on this site.” Just so no one gets confused.
This is my first song ever to buy here. Really great!
That’s the best robot pirate song I’ve ever heard!
CAN I MEET YOU?
your my HERO!
Andrew you’re just made of awesome.
i shook it like a sword with a dead guy on it…. best lne in music history!!! 100% solidified awesomeness, dude.
wow…just…wow. one of my favorite songs ever.
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RAM
So…. Epic….
Where do you get the computer voice from? the one that talks about coming straight out of davy jone’s locker.
WOOT!!!! ANOTHER OF MY SONGS!!!! DId u get my request???? I put Jenna instead of Robot Girl on my recwest.
Thye gods have answered your wishes, odim1. i, god of pirates and robots, have choreographed dance…
i bet ya my dance is better
You tok 2 words and turned them into the bestest song EVAS!!! X3
Omigosh, I love speakonia. Especially when thrown into a song!
i love this website i go around singing these songs all day and people ask me where i heard them and i say “only the awesomest website ever!”
rrrrrrrrooooooooobbbbbbbbboooooooooo5ttttttssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I, heavenly personage say…
ya wanna bet, prupru?!!!!!!!!!!
Well did i menchioni can swap the poop deck in 10.9 million billion trillionths??? BURN!
Awesome! It would be so funny to see a Video Clip of that, hahaha <3
/e Pushes DO IT!
Dude my cousins robotic team is called the robot pirates!!! They should use it as a theme song!
I rate this song awsome!!!. I should Know. What do you think nerds do in there spare time? They play role-playing games about pirates and robots!!
Oh man this is funny cause my robotic team’s name is RoboPirates xD
I did a music video for this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPU_pxV5LBo&feature=channel_page
It was for a project on Modern-day Piracy xD
I AM A NUCLAR REACTOR
FEAR ME
This song is so EPIC, I had to wear pants to it!
:D
LOL
This is the best song you’ve ever done man, kudos XD
I’m not saying that (TheOther)Andrew’s video is bad, but you kind of have to admit that the sound quality is a bit on the sucky side. I still hope that someone else will use this song in a video and post a link here.
“shake it like a sword with a dead guy on it”" I spoke to him in binary and he understood!”
Ha Ha Ha! Brilliant Andrew, a supreme high quality of excellence
watch me mop the poop deck in 1 second buuuuuuuuuurn
nice job i think u are awsome
Andrew-
You are fantastic! My FIRST Robotics team #2388 has adopted “We are the robot pirates” as our theme song. We have a link to it from our website “www.sperryrobotics.com”. Its a great song and fits our team well. Hope you don’t mind us making it our official theme song and playing it at events.
Mike
robot pirates=robot ninjas in awesoemness
Malfunctioning legs . . . sigh same thing happened to me . . .
This should be on the front page! Truly hillarious, whenever I show anyone this site this is the first song I show them.
This is just amazing! It isn’t often that you stumble apon something so awesome as Songs To Wear Pants To!
These songs are amazing because they aren’t just generic tunes, you really feel the person behind them! The requests are funny and the music to go along with it is even better!
Please Andrew, DON’T STOP MAKING TUNES!
Oh I can’t wait to animate the music video for this.
I want that on a t-shirt: YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RAM!
So cool, because robots have no body heat.
I am sorry but that is one of the most badass songs I have heard in a long time. That song is badass. XD
This is the best song ever.We are the robots pirates.
to…much epickness…..o no!! to much!! ah!!!!!!! ~head explodes from epicness~
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG EPINZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!1!1!1one!
I really like this song!
*ahem* Robot girl. This is my request. Yes I do have the original e-mail to prove it. Thank you.
Silly Child.
“Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of RAM!”
I never got that part untill way later.
Hey guys, Keira Knightly added me as a friend on Facebook!
XD
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m so sorry, but this song is too epic to wear pants to.
If could make a flash of this, I would. :)
It’s like he had way to many rhymes that worked, so he went ahead and threw them all in there. Awesome song!
I’m nitpicking here, but
“That’s why you’ll here him say ‘polly want a cracker’”
“She’s powered by a miniature nuclear reactor”
Did this one ever make front page? Cuz it should have. TWO WORD REQUEST, AND HE MADE THIS!
this song has now been “awesome” by chuck norris
I can’t believe I get internet in heaven. Yeah, this song is awesome.
This song is the best song on songs to wear pants to, the internet and the planet earth.
is the second part with google translator speaking
cause it sure sounds like it.
Hilarious!!!
Love this song!!!
I will tell all my friends about this song!!!
Now there needs to be a song about zombie ninja! :D:D:D:D:D
OMG GO TO lawlolawl.com and the creator of the website made a music video for it
This song actually brought me to your site.
WOW, YOU MADE THIS ONE TOO?!?!?!? HOLY CARP BATMAN!! ^,^
(on a side note–)
NOOOOOOOO!!! a FLAW?! Your songs can’t have a flaw!
First the robot describes the parrot as a “HE!”
“That’s why you’ll hear him say-”
and then you have:
“She’s powered by a miniature-”
“She helps to defend” … you know what, i’m just taking this to mean that the parrot dosen’t have a set gender ’cause it’s a robot. X3
It’s actually two different pirates singing. The parrot is a she and the other pirate is a he. If you listen closely you can (hopefully) hear a slight difference in their voices!
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!!! my old favorites were “shoot the zombies” “fish cat” “never been in love” and the one about “emmy” but this is my new favorite!! thank you for sharing and i hope you write more…best of luck -amanda your biggest fan i swer on the planet
I SPOKE TO HIM IN FINERY A-AND HE UNDERSTOOD! MY LEG MALFUNCTION SO I GOT ONE MADE OF WOOD!!! BREAK IT DOWN NOW!!!
heyz!
would it be possible to get the “Yohoho and a bottle of RaM” part as a ringtone?
live long and prosper
Spock
”Who’s your biggest enemies? Computer Hackers.”, ”We are made from metal from our heads to our privates.” and ”Yes, break it down now. I’m really feeling that beat.” Just hilarius :D
Thats why youll hear HIM say polly wanna cracker SHES powered by a mimiture nuclear reactor…ssooooooo its a guy bird..NO WAIT ITS A GIRL!! SO CONFUSED!
Um, I think “him” referrs to the pirate who the parrot is sitting on, in this case. XD
I’m the 135th commenter; YAY!
where do i begin?? No mistakes at all!!! BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time I listen to this it gets better and better. Well done! /bow
Anybody know a way to get this turned into a ringtone? I think that would be rather cool…
If nobody’s found/posted an awesome video http://www.lawlolawl.com/blog/robot-pirates/ works pretty well if you ask me. :D Found the sonngg on Lawlolawl to begin with, I feel cool. Epic song too, not able to lie.
wave your anntenea in the air like you just don’t compute. genuis
this is the best thing i’ve ever chanced on listening to. my life is much better because of it.
I listen to this song all the time, I’m glad he broke the one minute rule for free songs when I gave him a two word request :D
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SONG OF ROBOTPIRATE.COM
Thanks much!!! LOVE IT
The most famous robot pirate is Deep Bluebeard.
His favorite song? 0x00000F Men on a Dead Man’s Chest.
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RAM!
This song makes me happy whenever I listen to it.
Also, Its amazing how such a simple request can be so SUPERMEGAFANTASTICAWESOMECAKE’NBACON!!!!!!!!!
This is my new favourite song.
IT’S THE SHIT!
He made this from two words…
ROBOT PIRATES!
I actually think 99 cents is far too little money for this awesomeness. I payed for this one and have never loved a song more.
Correction: Throw your ANTENNAE in the air and wave them like you just don’t compute.
http://www4.pown.it/flash/pown_5313.swf
check it out, animation with this music
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I have a parrot sitting on my titanium chassis too :D but he doesnt protect from computer hackers. He just complains a lot.
Awesome Song! Only thing is their enemies should be Ninja Hackers :P
I suppose I’m the only one who’s bothered by the mispronunciation of chassis
This song speaks to me….
this song is the best song i’ve ever heard.Oh and if you want to hear another beast song go to youtube and type in daft hands harder,better,faster,stronger
Awesome! I can’t wait for the video (Lego Pirates?)
Impossibly amazing. Genius.
somebody on newgrounds animated a video for this. check it out!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531367
Robot Pirates Are AWESOME
weeeeee
WHY YOU NO REDIRECT :C
also heres an attempt to add a
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