THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
The songs are free to download for their first week online, and after that some of them cost 99 cents. If you buy any songs, the download links will be emailed to you. You might prefer Song Packs if you want to download lots of songs!
Click here if you'd like to submit a song idea.
I hope you enjoy the music!
News
May 14, 2008
STWPT STWPT STWPT
Tons of STWPT stuff happening this week.
Most importantly, lots of thanks to everyone who came out to yesterday’s show! You were a great crowd, I had so much fun.
And… STWPT RINGTONES for some of the most popular songs are available. Any suggestions for other songs that should be made into ringtones? I have space for a few more.
And… At long last, I’ve put the track listings up for my CDs - so you know which songs you’re buying now…
And… PACKAGED SONG DOWNLOADS are here! Each one gives you little over half an hour of STWPT tunes for 7.99.
Finally, check out CBC Radio One this Saturday (May 17) at 1pm ’cause Definitely Not The Opera is doing a little segment on Songs To Wear Pants To. You can listen online too. Awesome!
May 3, 2008
FREE SHOW MAY 13 2008 TORONTO
I’m doing some solo stuff, as well as some stuff with a band, and also I scored the two films being shown. So you should check this out!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
7.30pm @ Supermarket (268 Augusta, in Kensington)
No cover!
Click for big flyer:
April 21, 2008
GOOD FUN
Thanks everyone who came out to yesterday’s show!
I can’t believe I forgot to bring my CDs with me. I even wrote it down. I have a sheet of paper that says “CDs” on it.
Anyway, all the music I played can be found on this site or at ANDREW IS MUSIC - ya ya ya!
April 17, 2008
LIVE SHOW APRIL 20 2008 TORONTO
If you’re in Toronto this weekend, swing by the Labyrinth Lounge (attached to Future’s Bakery), where I’ll be playing a set of cute ukulele/glock tunes as well as some hip-hop.
Sunday, April 20
298 Brunswick Avenue
(right off Bloor between Bathurst and Spadina)
Doors at 8pm
$7
Check out the rest of the sweet line-up:
Adam Vegys
Odd Man Out
Nathan Gerber
Melissa Ninaber
Andrew Gazaneo
April 5, 2008
320KBPS
All 99-cent songs have been updated to have the highest possible mp3 audio quality!
If you’ve already purchased mp3 downloads of a lower quality, email me and I’ll send you the new files.
March 18, 2008
RETURN OF THE LYRICS
The LYRICS TO WEAR PANTS TO page is back! It’s exactly the way it used to be, except it’s inside our new layout and all the way updated. The link can be found (other than in this post) with all the other links when you scroll right down to the bottom of the site.
Enjoy two new songs: I AM AN EDUCATED FISH - which doesn’t really have lyrics, since they were all made up on the spot - and G. Along with O, this is making me think I should do a complete set of songs for the alphabet. I’ll have to check through the big pile of unread requests and see if there’s anything letter-related in there.
June 20, 2005
THE TOUCHTONE GENIUS
This is a Paid Song! Learn more…
Let’s imagine that somewhere in a hotel room there’s a really talented and really bored composer who has mastered the art of accompanying himself with dial tones while calling random people in their homes. He especilly enjoys leaving 2 minutes operas on other people answering machine / service.
“The Touchtone Genius”
He begins by introducing himself and then explains that it is important that he plays something for you, for whatever reason he explains. He also apologise for the cluttering of your message box /waking of you at 3 A.M. but emphasizes on the importance on the matter.
Then he plays a cheerfull melodic introduction using touchtone.
He sings the first few measures.
It features an energetic baritone who is seemingly happy because he won the lottery, or a better idea he just had.
He sings the part and play the touchtone live!
He stops and says “and then the guy goes”:
He plays a dramatic tune.Forte. He often sings the introduction melody.
The second act is a dialogue between the guy from the first act and a dissing soprano. Sometimes it may be a completely different subject but it always involves a soprano. He sings both parts perfectly.
He stops “So it goes on for a while then:”
The genius’ dial tone mastery shows off as he introduces the third and last act which is mostly instrumental, except for the very last part of it which is either an insult about your mother or some random shocking insanity.
He quickly concludes with a short tone fanfare and hangs up.
A short introductory dialogue and and reactions from the listener would nicely add to it.
Andrew's Favorites, Fan Favorites, Front Page, Paid Songs, Songs | 11:56 PM |
I probably listened to this song like 50 times.. lmao.
kickass. andrew, you’ve outdone yourself. more touchtoneness is required.
Bravo!
omfg i luv this video
song i mean
lol ur probably using fx studio
the ending lightning-speed tone at the end=BRUTALITY
i love this song its awesome
Downloaded it. Major awesomeness. Love it, dude.
Well done! I laughed for a good few minutes after the song.
Is this YOUR VOICE!?
How did you make this?
Its like.. rockmananov!
Its completely epic and I can’t stop listening to it…
I seriously freakin listening to this song all day. Amazingg…. its addicting like crack.
omg lol i can do some of that stuffs…
LOL
DA DA DA IM SO RICH
IM GOING TO BURN A SPORTS CAR
OO AH EI AH OO AH EI AH
YOUR MOMS FAT
^^ FUNIEST PARTS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: IM GOING TO BUY A SPORTS CAR
RING
This song rocks! The animation was cool to, theres a real life movie on http://www.albinoblacksheep.com, its awsome to!
LOL HAHAHA i cant stop listening to this song!
this is awesome
At the part where the wouchtone genius says “So it goes on for a while then” does the other guy say “Oh, sorry honey” or am i imagining things cuz i’ve heard it numerous times?
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg i love this this is like so awesome!!! i love the part ” your moms fat!!!” freaking genius!!
Hey. Andrew, this is my FAVORITE SONG! You have outdone yourself. I want to buy this song. It is now my background music in MySpace.
MAN! I LOVE IT!
I would love to see the touchtone genius strike again. So many people, so little time!
(standing ovation) -nuff said
I love this song, but my crazy friends hate it, so I just bust out singing it at random parts of the day to annoy them. It works. Dunno why, it annoys them though, the song is made of pure awesome.