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June 27, 2009
I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF GAMEBOYS
Andrew Davis blesses us with an 8-bit Sad Toaster remix!
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June 10, 2009
DIGITAL DISTRIBUTION
So various tunes of mine are now officially available through iTunes, Amazon, thesixtyone and other places. Yay digital distribution!
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May 4, 2009
INTERVIEW @ AWESOME REVOLUTION
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April 17, 2009
KILOBYTE COVER
Ghostface Kilobyte just posted a wicked cover of NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.
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March 24, 2009
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January 25, 2009
GOOD EXPERIENCE LIVE
Mark Hurst has just posted a video of my GEL talk from a couple years ago - thanks Mark!
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June 20, 2005
THE TOUCHTONE GENIUS
This is a Paid Song! Learn more…
Let’s imagine that somewhere in a hotel room there’s a really talented and really bored composer who has mastered the art of accompanying himself with dial tones while calling random people in their homes. He especilly enjoys leaving 2 minutes operas on other people answering machine / service.
“The Touchtone Genius”
He begins by introducing himself and then explains that it is important that he plays something for you, for whatever reason he explains. He also apologise for the cluttering of your message box /waking of you at 3 A.M. but emphasizes on the importance on the matter.
Then he plays a cheerfull melodic introduction using touchtone.
He sings the first few measures.
It features an energetic baritone who is seemingly happy because he won the lottery, or a better idea he just had.
He sings the part and play the touchtone live!
He stops and says “and then the guy goes”:
He plays a dramatic tune.Forte. He often sings the introduction melody.
The second act is a dialogue between the guy from the first act and a dissing soprano. Sometimes it may be a completely different subject but it always involves a soprano. He sings both parts perfectly.
He stops “So it goes on for a while then:”
The genius’ dial tone mastery shows off as he introduces the third and last act which is mostly instrumental, except for the very last part of it which is either an insult about your mother or some random shocking insanity.
He quickly concludes with a short tone fanfare and hangs up.
A short introductory dialogue and and reactions from the listener would nicely add to it.
David Baril, who requested this song, made a great animation of it which you should watch here!
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I probably listened to this song like 50 times.. lmao.
kickass. andrew, you’ve outdone yourself. more touchtoneness is required.
Bravo!
omfg i luv this video
song i mean
lol ur probably using fx studio
the ending lightning-speed tone at the end=BRUTALITY
i love this song its awesome
Downloaded it. Major awesomeness. Love it, dude.
Well done! I laughed for a good few minutes after the song.
Is this YOUR VOICE!?
How did you make this?
Its like.. rockmananov!
Its completely epic and I can’t stop listening to it…
I seriously freakin listening to this song all day. Amazingg…. its addicting like crack.
omg lol i can do some of that stuffs…
LOL
DA DA DA IM SO RICH
IM GOING TO BURN A SPORTS CAR
OO AH EI AH OO AH EI AH
YOUR MOMS FAT
^^ FUNIEST PARTS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: IM GOING TO BUY A SPORTS CAR
RING
This song rocks! The animation was cool to, theres a real life movie on http://www.albinoblacksheep.com, its awsome to!
LOL HAHAHA i cant stop listening to this song!
this is awesome
At the part where the wouchtone genius says “So it goes on for a while then” does the other guy say “Oh, sorry honey” or am i imagining things cuz i’ve heard it numerous times?
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg i love this this is like so awesome!!! i love the part ” your moms fat!!!” freaking genius!!
Hey. Andrew, this is my FAVORITE SONG! You have outdone yourself. I want to buy this song. It is now my background music in MySpace.
MAN! I LOVE IT!
I would love to see the touchtone genius strike again. So many people, so little time!
(standing ovation) -nuff said
I love this song, but my crazy friends hate it, so I just bust out singing it at random parts of the day to annoy them. It works. Dunno why, it annoys them though, the song is made of pure awesome.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO MORE OF THIS AND DO YOU ACCTUALLY USE A FONE?
We need more of the Touchtone genius. This song has totally motivated me to learn touchtone dialing. xD
Amazing job. :D
EPIC is the perfect word to describe this. This and its animation. I am in awe.
“um…uh… What just happened?” you should make a whole series of songs for the touchtone genius.
this is probably the first song i heard from songsyouwearpantsto.com, and i think it’s AMAZING
Same here, Irritatedoyster.
More touchstone!
This is the most epic thing in teh world. I can’t stop listening to it. EPIICCCCCC
I… LOVE… IT! :’DDD
This is the greatest song EVER!! LMAO
I think I’ve listened to it like five billion times (this is a slight exaggeration)!!! I’m totally going to download it!
I LOVE THIS SONG!!! I HEARD IT ONCE LIKE 2 OR SO YEARS AGO AND I STILL COME BACK TO THIS SITE TO LISTEN TO IT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!!! BRAVO DUDE!!! YOU’RE AWESOME!!!
“Frank?”
This is the first song I have heard from you Andrew and I loves it!!