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News
June 27, 2008
NEW SONG PACK
STWPT Volume 4 Pack #1 is available now, including much-loved songs like NEVER BEEN IN LOVE and THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES.
Volumes 1 to 3 have also been bundled together as a Deluxe Download Pack.
June 14, 2008
COVER SONG CONTEST
As suggested at the Forum To Wear Pants To - a cover song contest!
The winner will collaborate with me on a new song, plus they’ll be mailed all the STWPT CDs.
June 11, 2008
NEW RINGTONES
June 7, 2008
CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO SAMPLE
Just a little thing I thought might be of interest to STWPT listeners:
I posted a song a couple days ago on ANDREW IS MUSIC which contains the original guitar and drum sample from CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO. It’s called HERE & NOW - check it out!
January 24, 2008
THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES
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The Story of Snesly Wipes.
I story song, melody driven with a cheerie “oooo ooooo” up beat chorus thing. (I am so good at giving notes!) The story should be about Snesly Wipes, a young man who travels the world collecting colors. Stealing them from some things and giving them to other things. He creates blue flamingos and turquoise tangerines. Snesley travels by bus and he can surf cigarette smoke. His suitcase is covered in banana stickers. He puts the colors he doesn’t use inside his cufflinks. Maybe there should be a little british in your voice for this one.
Like a Beatles song. Ukulele solo. Very Sing -alon-able. — Two to three mins.
Please come up with your own color swaps as well as mine (the blue flamingos, the burgundy clouds..) He searches for the perfect color combination - but can’t find it - (by color combination I mean switching things and their colors not putting two colors together)
Snesly’s eyes are grey.
He once dated Audrey Hepburn, but she got eaten by a dragon fly. He couldn’t save her.
When he blows his nose it creates wonderful music - which could be the chorus.
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this is the best song i have EVER heard…
ZOMG ZEMYNA CHEERS FOR THIS OLOOO IM RATE FIT LYK
AMAGAWD LAWL 4 TEH OF ROBS AND ZEMYNA TOO AMAGAWD DIS SONG IS RATE THE EBST EVA AND IM NOT SPRSRS! SNEZLEH WIPES 4TW LAWL LAWL
ROFLOL THIS SONG IS GRAT I MEAN GRET I MEAN YOU DONT NEED SPELLING WHEN THE SONG IS THIS GUD OLOLOLOL THX ZEM O HAI ROB HAI MATT
I want this song more than anything. Tell me..how do I get it?
the song is goof and funny ^^
i mean good not goof ^^°
oh my good….this song is sooo amazing…
I want it sooo soos ooooooooo bad
I’m gonna start saving up for the stwpt cds
I listened to this song aaaaall day looong. It’s delightful.
my new favorite…… yay!
Oooh, Snesly Wipes! Snesly wipes, ooooh!
oo oo snesly wipes, snesly wipes, oo oo!! lol. first song i’ve heard from your website, and easily one of the best (and funniest) self composed (okay maybe partially) songs on the internet. AWESOME. i’ll be listening for quite a while more ^^
Wow. Just wow man. Out of all the songs you’ve written, this one seems to me to be the most dead-on. Freaking awesome.
this song rocks hard, the pitch is perfect, the Snesly’s voice was awesome.
Easily a best-favorite. Although, it seems - incomplete. I’m not sure why, because it’s real good. I’ll think about it, keep up the great music.
Jacob and I love it, therefore Sara hates it, therefore we play it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and etc….
I *heart* annoyingly catchy songs.
What happened to blunderland tho? T_T
But I heard you ALL singing this song in the back seat. So obviously, Sara (AKA Gobby) can’t hate it THAT badly…
I must agree, though - it’s annoyingly catchy. Very well done.
That was one of the best songs EVER!!!
But how can Sara like it?! It’s very un-Sara-ish. What happened to make her sing it?
(I am Ham & Fried Rice’ cousin, btw. Yes, we like Chinese food, but no, we are not pigs nor very fat)
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Who are you people, how do you Gobby-chan, and why are you posting for me?!?!
Best song ever <3
i wish i had money to download this with :(
my life was not complete until i heard this
i agree with alec
Anyone noticed how “Snesly Wipes” is a flipped-around version of “Wesly Snipes”? XD
obviously XD
this song changed my life.
i go around school humming this and everyone gives me a weird look and says ‘what are you humming?’ and i say ‘The Story of Snesly Wipes!!!’ and they laugh and it makes me happy ^-^ i want want want want want want want want want want want this song <3333
Hey, this was really great. Everything about the song was just fine, but I did wince at the little poop part. Kind of inappropriate, really, but I still enjoyed it, nontheless.
hahahaha. Brilliant. I love the Ukulele solo
Mountain Dew colored giraffes and periwinkle smurfs!
Hey! My name isn’t snesly, but when I have a kid, I’m naming him Snesly. Haw!
Oh yeah… and I’m playing this at my wedding.
i loved this song definitely my fav