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January 24, 2008
THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES
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The Story of Snesly Wipes.
I story song, melody driven with a cheerie “oooo ooooo” up beat chorus thing. (I am so good at giving notes!) The story should be about Snesly Wipes, a young man who travels the world collecting colors. Stealing them from some things and giving them to other things. He creates blue flamingos and turquoise tangerines. Snesley travels by bus and he can surf cigarette smoke. His suitcase is covered in banana stickers. He puts the colors he doesn’t use inside his cufflinks. Maybe there should be a little british in your voice for this one.
Like a Beatles song. Ukulele solo. Very Sing -alon-able. — Two to three mins.
Please come up with your own color swaps as well as mine (the blue flamingos, the burgundy clouds..) He searches for the perfect color combination - but can’t find it - (by color combination I mean switching things and their colors not putting two colors together)
Snesly’s eyes are grey.
He once dated Audrey Hepburn, but she got eaten by a dragon fly. He couldn’t save her.
When he blows his nose it creates wonderful music - which could be the chorus.
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this is the best song i have EVER heard…
ZOMG ZEMYNA CHEERS FOR THIS OLOOO IM RATE FIT LYK
DIS SONG IS RATE THE EBST EVA AND IM NOT SPRSRS! SNEZLEH WIPES 4TW LAWL LAWL
ROFLOL THIS SONG IS GRAT I MEAN GRET I MEAN YOU DONT NEED SPELLING WHEN THE SONG IS THIS GUD OLOLOLOL THX ZEM O HAI ROB HAI MATT
I want this song more than anything. Tell me..how do I get it?
the song is goof and funny ^^
i mean good not goof ^^°
oh my good….this song is sooo amazing…
I want it sooo soos ooooooooo bad
I’m gonna start saving up for the stwpt cds
I listened to this song aaaaall day looong. It’s delightful.
my new favorite…… yay!
Oooh, Snesly Wipes! Snesly wipes, ooooh!
oo oo snesly wipes, snesly wipes, oo oo!! lol. first song i’ve heard from your website, and easily one of the best (and funniest) self composed (okay maybe partially) songs on the internet. AWESOME. i’ll be listening for quite a while more ^^
Wow. Just wow man. Out of all the songs you’ve written, this one seems to me to be the most dead-on. Freaking awesome.
this song rocks hard, the pitch is perfect, the Snesly’s voice was awesome.
Easily a best-favorite. Although, it seems - incomplete. I’m not sure why, because it’s real good. I’ll think about it, keep up the great music.
Jacob and I love it, therefore Sara hates it, therefore we play it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and etc….
I *heart* annoyingly catchy songs.
What happened to blunderland tho? T_T
But I heard you ALL singing this song in the back seat. So obviously, Sara (AKA Gobby) can’t hate it THAT badly…
I must agree, though - it’s annoyingly catchy. Very well done.
That was one of the best songs EVER!!!
But how can Sara like it?! It’s very un-Sara-ish. What happened to make her sing it?
(I am Ham & Fried Rice’ cousin, btw. Yes, we like Chinese food, but no, we are not pigs nor very fat)
…
Who are you people, how do you Gobby-chan, and why are you posting for me?!?!
Best song ever <3
i wish i had money to download this with :(
my life was not complete until i heard this
i agree with alec
Anyone noticed how “Snesly Wipes” is a flipped-around version of “Wesly Snipes”? XD
obviously XD
this song changed my life.
i go around school humming this and everyone gives me a weird look and says ‘what are you humming?’ and i say ‘The Story of Snesly Wipes!!!’ and they laugh and it makes me happy ^-^ i want want want want want want want want want want want this song <3333
Hey, this was really great. Everything about the song was just fine, but I did wince at the little poop part. Kind of inappropriate, really, but I still enjoyed it, nontheless.
hahahaha. Brilliant. I love the Ukulele solo
Mountain Dew colored giraffes and periwinkle smurfs!
Hey! My name isn’t snesly, but when I have a kid, I’m naming him Snesly. Haw!
Oh yeah… and I’m playing this at my wedding.
i loved this song definitely my fav
I cried a little =’D
Wow, can he dye my hair for me? I want it purple and My hair just won’t take on the color. Maybe he can save me.
Listen to it every day
>:] makes me happy-go-lucky
Am I the only one who notices that he says “Avenged her by giving the bug A poop colored EYES” ???
This song reminds me of one they had in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory..
This is the most exciting song I have ever heard. I agree with the kid who said it changed his/her life. A bunch of my friends were having a party, and then I played this song and we all started dancing to it… about seven times in a row. His mom was about ready to kick us out. I love the accent, too. This song’s one of the most-played on my iPod.
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!=]Loved it. Perfect!!!☺ I love the voice part too!! I only wish it was free…=(
Wonderful wonderful wonderful musics.
People are so amazingly creative. This is pure gold!!
I’m going to be quoting out of my ass
Um, I have a lot of time on my hands.. here’s my fanart for this amazing song, in which Snesly Wipes surfs cigarette smoke among other lyrical references:
http://www.queeky.com/gallery/display/28716
I think I’ll draw another where’s he’s blowing his nose.. pimpalicious.
Woot! For this song. I cannot get enough of it. I swear, I listen to it every other song.
Most of your songs give me chills and make me feel like I’m a kid again.
The arpeggiator in the chorus makes me infinitely happy… Shades of certain Queen songs.
Good job man. This might be my favourite STWPT ever.
My child is named Snesly because of this song!
Interesting. Got stuck in my head xD
banana stickers on my suitcase yeah… xD
Can’t get this song out of my head! Aargh! Gonna need a shrink!!!
W00T Awesome song. I like the Beatles and Your songs so this is the best song EVER!!!
What are cuff links?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MOST AWESOME SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lovin’ the British-ness :D
Me too
This sounds like a Ween b-side never released. Thx.
Its cathy!
@ GABZ you press on the text and a download button should come up.
>:(
British accents arent like that fool
Not that im british, im australian!
That is so awesome! I wish that I had banana stickers on MY suitcase!!!
Banana stickers? Are these stickers that look like bananas, or are they regular stickers that Snesly gave the color of bananas to?
Also: In high school he was known as “The Snes.”
this song completed my life
i can die happily now
THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS GENIUS
Oh my. Wasn’t that a harsh thing to do to a dragonfly, giving him poop colored eyes?
poop coloured eyes?!?!?!?!?! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(my eyes are that colour anyway)
banana stickers on my suit case yeah
I have a feeling pie eaten by a platypus is someone named izumi. (feel free to correct me if i’m wrong)
PLEASE go on iTunes. I would buy this if you did, and I’m sure a lot of others would appreciate it as well.
Started watching Blade I today, and I was like waiiiiit a second..
This is my favourite STWPT Song!
love
Initially, I thought this was going to take the mick out of Wesly Snipes, I was quite surprised when it didn’t..
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY XD XD XD XD XD XP XD XD XD
Hey! Billy Mays here, with “The Story of Snesly Wipes!” first, I sang shoot the zombies everywhere. NOW I sing this song! Songs to Wear Pants to dot com presents a BRAND new song! The amazing “The Story of Snesly Wipes” is now availible for only NINETY NINE CENTS! But wait! There’s more! If you download it five minutes after reading this message, you’ll get the song 50 percent off at the unbelievable price of NINETY NINE CENTS! So go on, and buy the tale “The Story of Snesly Wipes!” approved for Beatle fans, and STWPT fans! Have the whole FAMILY listen to it!
@Billy Mays- I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
@Andrew- dear gawd, the song is filled with win to the brim. it’s a win overloud. the win, it’s….it’s…it’s…
IT’S OVER NINETHOUSAND!!!!
BANANA STICKERS OWN
11/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooo ooooo,
snesly wipes,
snesly wipes,
oooo ooooo…
i am sending this song to all ma friends ( copy and paste the site) cos i love it!!!
Amazing. Astounding. Flabberghasting. Fabulous. Obnoxiously brilliant. Unexplainably beautiful. Other big word to say something is pretty or very pleasant,
My absolute favourite part is the arpeggiator over the chorus. Arpeggiators make everything sound awesome.
Certainly one of the best things I’ve ever heard..xD
I can’t stop listening to this song! I can’t wait for the day I make it mine, put it on my ipod, and commence listening to it nonstop! Honestly one of the best songs I’ve ever heard, it 100% justifies buying the entire CD. Almost kind of seems like a ripoff for poor Andrew!
Pure Awesome. :)
Msn I think I’m just going to cry !! Do you know you’re the best?
*Man
i love this song. I could listen to this forever and never get bored :)
all of your songs rock Andrew.
yay! i wuvs him!!!
Oh, Songs To Wear Pants To, you never fail to impress me…
If only more people knew about this place…
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