THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
And sometimes he just makes songs.
But anyway, suggest something?
News
February 2, 2012
2012 REMAINING TOUR DATES
5 more tour stops!
Click for more details about each show.
FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH
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August 10, 2011
NEW CHAPTER
It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)
Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.
Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!
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January 31, 2007
THE BALLAD OF THE ZACHS
This is a Paid Song! Learn more…
The song needs to be about “The Zachs,” the number one Green Day cover band. It needs to have a harpsichord or something to make it sound like a ballad about something great. The Zachs were a band featuring Max Maxwell, David Schnozzburg, and Zach Gofurton. It’s up to you to say what you want about them, so long as they are made out to be the greatest band ever together.
They are extremely bad, yet have achieved greatness. (The phrase I’d like is: “The Zachs were unique in that they were the worst. Ever. Yet they always were and always will be popular” or something near that to make it rhyme)
The three members were David Schnozzburg, who is beyong comparison to any mortal man, Zach Gofurton who played the drums, and Max Maxwell who air-guitarred with a foam battle axe, and played a red toy flute.
The Zachs produced one album, called “Heart-Shaped Grenade Thingy”
The Zachs originally could not decide on a name for their band (and don’t know how or why then ended up on The Zachs anyway) and debated between “Squidhead’s Hat” and “Maxwell Plus Two.”
The Zachs have never done anything for anybody, and are proud of it. (This part needs to sound like it’s a great accomplishment of theirs, the great humanitarians)
The Zachs often ended up attacking each other on stage with whatever was available.
The style of singing and music needs to be epic and great, as though talking about something incredible.
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GREAT song! Heheheee, I know someone named Zach! XD
HEART SHAPED GRENADE THING!!! NOTHING CAN BEAT IT!!!
@Kam – Apart from Andrew, of course. (And every other thing.)
They never done anything for anyone and their proud of it XD
XD, that’s awesome.
This is my first time I’ve been on for awhile (Seeing as my computer was messing up and making me unable to view the site… No one responded to my post on the forums… Jerks)
I know two Zachs… We call them “The Zachs” too… or Zach2 (Squared) and they both play Trumpet :O
I love how how the melody is all epic-ish, especially near the end :D
this sounds really awesome