The fact that he said I crushed his “moral” instead of “morale”.

The phrase “Ye got me in me mizzenmast.”

If you can, please insert the phrase “Oh, look! It’s a honeypot!” somewhere in there, because he once thought a Chococat (Hello Kitty-type character) coffee mug was a honeypot.

That to be a man, you must have honor, honor and a peeeeeenis!

If he had his way, he’d constantly be “in the nudie dimension” (As in naked. Too much info, I know)

Some girl at the GAP in the mall saw his “junk.”

He swerves AT quail on the road, because he thinks they are “the rats of the bird kingdom.”

He dreams of “prancing naked in the meadow.”

You’ve got to mention Skills USA. It was some web-design competition that he got 2nd place in, and it’s the only thing I’ve ever heard him get upset about. It’s hilarious.

OH and please mention that we go to Chili’s about 3 times a week.

You could reference “that one time I punched him in the arm.” …I’m not allowed to say more.

That he has issues, and I’d like to subscribe.

He is the ONLY white person (including Eminem) who can say things like “Word” and “Whatev” and sound genuine AND cool.

We once saw a license plate “DRMCAR” (=dream car) and he said (thinking he was smart), “Oh, look! It’s Dr. McCar!”

He noticed that Chamillionaire looks exactly like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. (Google Image search him, it’s uncanny! And that would fit well if you did the Chamillionaire parody.)

When he shaved his beard and had just a “molestache” for about an hour. It was the sickest/funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

That even he won’t eat Quesadilla Pizza…

And something about the fact that he smells like a tree, but I still don’t want him to “leave.” I’d also like it to have something about how we watch Star Trek and Adult Swim together every night, and that even though I have a huge crush on Data, I like Sterling more.

Also - if you ever refer to him by his name, could you say “Ster-Lo” instead of Sterling?

And on a final note: I would be forever thankful if you could end it with some sort of reference to yourself. Something about how it’s Andrew saying Happy Birthday to Ster-Lo and that you wrote him a “song to wear pants to.”

I’d like it to be funny and upbeat, for sure. A rap would probably be pretty effective.