THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
And sometimes he just makes songs.
But anyway, suggest something?
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August 10, 2011
NEW CHAPTER
It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)
Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.
Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!
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March 24, 2009
SEE-THROUGH GRUMPY UNICORNS
i think you should make a song about see-through grumpy unicorns.
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TAGS: Acoustic,Andrew's Favorites,Ballad,Fan Favorites,Pop,Songs,Theme Songs
Love this.
I love the end.
Classy.
The more I hear it, the more I love it. Nice one, Andrew!
Wow, I laughed out loud.
Wow! Love
i am listening to this and thinking wtf???
References are always funny.
I gave the idea! YAY!im so glad
Towards the end of the song I’m just thinking “He did not just go there!” but you totally went there, and it was awesome.
Ahh! This is amazing. Of course, nothing beats my good friend, chiken XD. But I love it anyway. :)
haha
Oh, man, THAT was awesome. I didn’t see that reference coming at all.
THIS SONG KIKS @$$(At my money holder….my bunghole…it kicks ass)
Awesome Inside Joke
(well, not REALLY an inside joke, but you need to be a fan to get the ending)
Again, Awesome
Good job on this song.
I was braced for that reference, when it happened I thrust my arm victoriously.
I just love the ending that makes no sense=D unless of course you visit the rest of your amazing site!
That was possibly the greatest reference in songwriting history…
But, then again, no one can be funnier than Andrew.
lolololol nice!
really great
ha ha ha….very nice. we applaud you.
i hated this song until the sad sad toaster made of glass reference, then i laughed out loud and loved it.
I laughed so hard at the Down by the Bay reference.
For JacobJ, where the @$%$% did you get “Down By The Bay”? Everyone who knows this site well knows that the reference was to one of his other songs.
LOL. My second favourite thing was the “Sad Sad Toaster Made of Glass” reference. My favourite was “You didn’t finish all your vodka!”
Also, to Gene Eric: In fact, Andrew was so clever that he made TWO references. One to a song he didn’t even write!
“Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, back to my home I dare not go, for if I do my mother will say… did you ever see a [rhyme] verbing a [rhyme] down by the bay”
So chill. XD Your tone is very confrontational for something so silly.
OMG! LOL! The reference made it all the better! ^_^
LOL love the ending!! so EPIC
there is a refrence to sad sad toaster in the song
sad sad toaster made of glass ending was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guitar reminds me of Blur and your voice reminds me so much of Ben Gibbard (Death Cab For Cutie) in this song. So – AWESOME! :)
Knock-off of Sad, sad toaster made of glass?
hi i like this song
That is one extremely strange song…
Yes, pretty much sad sad toaster made of glass except with see-through grumpy unicorns. Interesting.
せえ ろうほ るん うにおん。。。
せえ ろうお るん うにおん。。。
得ぴお。
I like how you incoporated the toaster made of glass into it, or rather, based this song off of it.
love it
Of all my favorite!
I was wondering why the chords sounded especially cool, then I realized you use inversions very well, this is great
This is an awesome song!
Eventually I’ll buy it…
This song is so deep.
It potrays a young unicorn’s battles with alcohol abuse and defiance against his mother.
as you started your glass toaster reference i had to clap my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing
haha, see-through toaster reference, so funny
Never waste vodka; your mother is right.
Ok..this is just amazing!
Also loved “Down by the Bay” reference (+ sad sad toaster), but was expecting a “and I walk through the contry” at the end :D
Did you say bread into toast like the sad sad toaster made of glass? OH AND I FOUND ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY, it was trying to eat my dog.
the see-through grumpy unicorns must have been grumpy because no-one bothered to find them in hide-and-seek…
xDDD. By reading the comments, I knew a Sad Sad Toaster Made of Glass reference was coming, but I totally expected a “and I walk through the country!” at the end. XDD
this is just great i love the end reference to sad sad toaster made of glass i LOL`d and this makes me happy
Again, the epicness that is Andrew Pants never ceases to amaze me!
@だみあん: …私は理解していない…
Chords please? Thanks.
lol sad sad see-through grumpy unicorn made of glass. You should have added “And I walk throo the contree!” oh well
I really, really wish I had written this song. It’s beautiful.
Quite like pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
Would you like your toast with tears cuz I’m grumpy?
If I ever make an independent film, I think you should do all the songs XD I love this… and I used to only listen to STWPT on the way to and from high school back in the day… fond memories! I’m glad you exist, sir.