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FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH

It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)

Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.

Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!

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My name is Alexis, and my sweet husband’s birthday is coming up. I’d really love to treat him with one of your songs.

His name is Justin. Since he’s a very positive and happy guy, I’d love a tune to reflect that. Something 80′s-ish with a guitar introduction would be wonderful. :) Bub’s favourite band is Bon Jovi.

When singing, please do so in the third person. (He, she, they…)

We met at college and would always walk around campus together. People would look at us strangely because I look so young and he had a beard at the time, so everyone thought he was an old pervert. :P

The first time I invited him over to my parents’ house, he stood up to my unbearably overbearing mother for me. My parents still hate him for it. Be sure to mention how their opinion doesn’t matter because I love him.

Justin works as a busboy at Ihop and comes home every day smelling like yummy pancakes. He lets me ride on his back and pretend he’s a dinosaur when we’re out and about. We get slushies together every day.

Things that should be mentioned:
-How much Kitty loves Bob
-How warm his hugs are
-Purple Minivans and Slugbugs
-Randomly yell “bingo” somewhere in the song
-How great Mountain Dew is

The chorus should consist of something like wishing him a happy __th birthday and now it’s time for cake and ice cream. (Each time you sing the chorus the number should get bigger and more ridiculous.)

It would be great if you could include something about the “big book” at JC Penny’s. We went there the other day and the lady said, (rather snobbily,) that they don’t have those anymore. It was funny because Justin felt old asking for it. x3

Back in his younger years Justin was the very definition of prissy. He had all of the best shampoos and everything, got manicures… You could poke fun at him for that- I know I do, haha.

Justin often says, “Strangely, I’m okay with that,” as a response and it usually doesn’t make sense.

Ooh, and could you use, “there was a firefight!” Like in this clip?
Boondock Saints is one of his favourite movies, that being his favourite quote.

We like to eat beans and weenies, but Justin accidentally called it beans and weenies and hotdogs one day, so we call it that now. :3

I’d really love for the song to be released on his birthday, August 12th.

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