THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
And sometimes he just makes songs.
But anyway, suggest something?
News
February 2, 2012
2012 REMAINING TOUR DATES
5 more tour stops!
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FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH
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August 10, 2011
NEW CHAPTER
It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)
Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.
Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!
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November 1, 2008
I THOUGHT SHE WAS A SKATER GIRL
This is a Paid Song – get your own!
Ska song about a guy and a girl
The guy met the girl and thought she was a dirty skater chick, but she turns into a ladder-climbing business-minded yuppie who is his sugar mama (and he is really fond of)
Kind of a Punk-rock girl kind of song, but she’s not really punk-rock, but a yuppie.
Nicknames: Sugar, Sugar lump, Stinky, Lump
I met her on a bench outside a laundry mat. We fell in love immediately. She called me an asshole within 5 minutes because I want to work for the government and she wants to do non-profit development work.
I moved in within 2 weeks or so and we had a fake wedding after 6 weeks. That was a wedding without the actual paperwork. That was in Colorado (Fort Collins). Then we actually got married 5 years later.
She is a Program Management Analyst, whatever that means. But she works really hard and has propelled herself from an entry worker to the big bosses right hand woman.
She has her act together and I’m kind of a slacker at times. I don’t do the chores around the house.
Something about going out in Washington dressed all business like because that’s what yuppies do. Drinking fancy drinks at fancy bars. And eventually, her goal is to basically save the world.
And if you can fit in Bob and Nada, our cats, that might score you bonus points.
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I’m sorry Andrew, but I can’t say I like it. Your stuff is great, Ska is great, but I don’t think they mix well. :/
But, a paid request is a paid request, and I think you did do well for what it was! Don’t be mad at me!
Hahaha, I thought some of the rhymes were very clever. (‘Vegetable’ with ‘upwardly mobile professional?’) And ‘Avril Lavigne with Hilary Clinton inside’– that’s amazing.
Musically, it was a little weird, but I liked it.
Avril Lavigne with Hilary Clinton inside
lol
The lyrics are hilarious. Well done.
GODLIKE. MAKE MOAR. Like a sequil or suck. Erm, nvrmnd ITS GOOD THO
I love this so much. It’s such a catchy a tune I get it stuck in my head at school all day. I guess this will go on my current obcession list.
Good job.
Kinda not the best one youve ever made
I, for one, really like this song. That Avril Lavigne with Hillary Clinton inside is priceless.
This is super cute. Good job. He sounds like a real catch. lol.
I loved it. It sounds like a song that could make millions. you should really start a band if you haven’t already.
everyone loves ska, at least where i live
polski-town usa
I personaly loved it.
I hope you dont mind, but I wont stop calling my brother Stinky lump.
:D
NICE!The lyrics were hilarious! LOLZ!
You always go for the bonus points, you keener.
;P
Andrew, We need more songs like this. DO IT. DO IT NAO.
i havn`t order sweat pants yet. but i pkanon getting all 3 cds for my birth day. when will sweat pants become a cd?
this is also one of my favorite STWPT songs because it`s ska
This is one of the best songs on this site. Funny, great lyrics, great tune, and just one of the most awesome songs to ever hit the internet.
um srry may i ask what ska is?
Omg, LOVE IT :D
Great Song!!!
meow meaw
BAHAHA avril lavigne with hilary clinton inside. xD
love how you fit in the cats too.
i like the chorus a lot.
I’m sorry that the requester didnt like but i loved it found that the lyrics were incredibly accurate to the facts that she gave and the song is catchy and perfect dude you rock my rocks off
“Hilary Clinton inside”
Woah, was that an insult?
Would you mind if I got my local college radio station to play this? Anarchadia (one of their programs) would absolutely love it.
Upwardly mobile professional… WITH TWO CATS, BOB (meow!) AND NADA (meow!)!
ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SONGS EVA!!!
\m/ (^0^) \m/
I requested this song, and my wife and I still love it. Thanks again!
no fair i like skater chicks cuz im a skater dude