THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
And sometimes he just makes songs.
But anyway, suggest something?
News
February 2, 2012
2012 REMAINING TOUR DATES
5 more tour stops!
Click for more details about each show.
FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH
TAGS: News
August 10, 2011
NEW CHAPTER
It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)
Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.
Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!
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August 24, 2006
HASSELHOFF
I would like Andrew to write a song about: Hasselhoff: Insurance broker, Grocer, Ninja.
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TAGS: Hardcore,Jazz,Lounge,Rock,Songs



Hasselhoff sell you pain xD
Tangerines!
Insurance!
oooooooooooooook o_o
DOPE POWA
Hasselhoff is dope, yo!
wow i wonder if hasselhoff.com actually exists
lol
HASSELHOFF SELL YOU PAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!
Hasselhoff sell you insurance. Hasselhoff sell you tangerines. Hasselhoff sell you PAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zomg now you should make a song about Chuck Norris. O_O
i think u forgot, hassellhoff also sells hand-carved sculptures of whatever he can find in his toilet!
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lol, that was awesome, PAIN!!!!
WoooooooW
metal
…..now write and sing Chuck Norris.
ROFLCOPTER 0_o
Omg killer lol
such a classic song; love it
i bought a tangerine from hasslehoff and it killed my mom D:
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HASSELHOFF LOL!
hasselhoff is…the dopist
excuse me sir, but dopest isn’t an word but then again neither is FUNNYER