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News
June 27, 2008
NEW SONG PACK
STWPT Volume 4 Pack #1 is available now, including much-loved songs like NEVER BEEN IN LOVE and THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES.
Volumes 1 to 3 have also been bundled together as a Deluxe Download Pack.
June 14, 2008
COVER SONG CONTEST
As suggested at the Forum To Wear Pants To - a cover song contest!
The winner will collaborate with me on a new song, plus they’ll be mailed all the STWPT CDs.
June 11, 2008
NEW RINGTONES
June 7, 2008
CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO SAMPLE
Just a little thing I thought might be of interest to STWPT listeners:
I posted a song a couple days ago on ANDREW IS MUSIC which contains the original guitar and drum sample from CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO. It’s called HERE & NOW - check it out!
April 18, 2007
ENKIDU: A STALWART WIZARD
This is a Paid Song! Learn more…
Check out Heroes of Lesser Earth, the webcomic this song is for!
I really loved your initial idea of a sweeping, orchestral arrangement. I hear that for the intro, which closes up on a banging cowbell ringing in the real song. I’m hearing a sort of junky, Louisiana funk sound. Think Blues Traveller or Cowboy Mouth. I love the sounds of guitar and piano together. On the last chorus, the orchestral comes back in, blending into the music.
Other relevant music I like would be Little Feat, Earth, Wind, and Fire, and some of the funkier stuff from Bare Naked Ladies and Sister Hazel.
The only thing that’s not negotiable is the cowbell. I love cowbells.
So, with no further ado… my stupid lyrics!
I watched as you walked into the Whip.
Ebony long legs and shapely hip.
But Freya, you gave me a surprise,
when you pointed your longsword between my eyes.
You still say that you accidentally lost your grip.
I may be a stalwart wizard,
I may be able to fight.
I may even know my wrong from my right.
But all anyone ever sees,
is a half-orc on his knees,
they revel, and they dance to see my plight.
Morty could heal my wound or so he said,
But every time I asked him he was dead.
Freya was forgotten when I met Fleece,
although kissing elves feels feels like gargling bacon grease.
I guess I’d rather pound nails with my forehead.
I may be a stalwart wizard,
I may be more than brawn.
I may even think Bunker’s brains are gone.
But all anyone’s ever known,
is a half-orc, all alone.
Maybe halfling lungs really don’t make good cologne.
Martin is a source of dread,
with squirrels he paints trees red.
And Bunker, who thinks he’s superior,
someday my sword will see your interior.
Unless I can make Fleece hate you more instead.
I may be a stalwart wizard,
I may be getting mad.
I may be about to redefine the word bad.
My friends are humans, elf, and a troll,
being their half-orc, is my role,
and together we all make the mighty HOLE!
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Magnificent!
GREAT! Andrew, YOU ROCK!
I really love the music on this and I feel inexplicably inspired.
and I now have a new comic to be obsessed about!