THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
And sometimes he just makes songs.
But anyway, suggest something?
News
February 2, 2012
2012 REMAINING TOUR DATES
5 more tour stops!
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FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH
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August 10, 2011
NEW CHAPTER
It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)
Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.
Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!
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March 16, 2009
DOODLECHAT POLKA
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I’d like a theme to go with my Doodle Chat!
Over at Allan Comic’s forums, I started a thread in the Art Section. It took on quickly and the members have been having a lot of fun, and the forum itself has been getting new members just because of the thread! Now a story seems to have built up, and I think the thread needs to be immortalized with the Andrew Pants treatment!
I was also talking To Allan himself about it, and we came to the conclusion that the song should be a Polka with a guitar rhythm and solo in there somewhere, and also a good drum beat.
From the start of the whole thing, we’ve basically got a group of people together just hanging around in the City Three Miles from Anywhere (eating shoes, pulling wheelbarrows out of eachothers faces, the ususal). Things were going pretty smoothly, if you ignore the fight between VideoNerd and all Ninjas, the and the fight between Mr. Page and Lloyd (which resulted in everyone being caught on fire somehow). Once things were finally settling down, Mr. Page was kidnapped, along with Psycaster, Caris, and TentaclePorn. They woke up at the Grand Canyon, where they met up with their kidnapper, who also happens to be a ninja. Mr. Page noticed something familiar about him, but Caris saw the likeness of the kindapper straight away. He looked identical to Johnny Woah, one of her friends.
He explains to the group that in the Canyon is a Lab, and inside it is an evil man with the power to destroy the world, should he decide to. The ninja can’t do it on his own, though, which is why he kidnapped them. While sceptical, Psycaster in particular, they decided to trust him and found the lab with ease (as Psycaster was in front of it the whole time). In the lab, they found even more people, and another Johnny Woah lookalike, only he wore sunglasses, and asked where the nearest easily destroyed city was. Mr. Page told him it was the City Three Miles from Anywhere, because he thought he was talking to Johnny.
Later on, they discover that this was they guy they were after, as they soon discovered he was in fact an evil clone of Johnny with ninjka abilities. So, with a lot of confusion as to how to get to the city, they opted in the end for a giant viking pulling them on a cart, and they made their way to adventure!
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what he say?
EPIC!!!!!
I just soiled myself.
So insanely polka.
You could sing the phone book. Lol that’d make a good request.
this is unquestionably the best thing that has ever happened in the history of the human race, you are now officially a living saint.
I fully endorse this song.
I want the link to this thread. This song is so epic, i want to see if the source lives up to it.
http://rampagenetwork.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=86&t=562
That is all.
Okay, this is… odd. Like, it’s more insane and random than ”Attack of the Mutant Penguins”.
This is so beautiful. It’s definitely better than I expected given the prompt! Good rhymes.
Sounds like that carnival place in FF7.
UNBELIEVABLE!
wait… why couldnt they take the batmobile?
No what unbelieveable is I READ THE WHOLE THING
Good for you.
Try reading all of Doodle Chat. Now THAT’S a brain-buster.
Nice work on the song, by the way. I still laugh when I hear it.
;;O__________O
yeah well i did it johnny :I so UNH suck it
non-sexually, of course O;
We would like to see a video to this. That is so funny. And while typing funny I typed that bad word that starts with an F for some reason.
Anyways, ask someone to make a video. That would be sweet.
K thank.
I wish someone would make an awesome flash animation for this song. *hint hint*
@MystaPirate: [sarcasm]No, I thought you ment [seductive]SEXUALLY[/seductive][/sarcasm]
write as song about annoying superheroes with:
monty python references
potter puppet pals stuff (bother bother bother)
ambushing them with the plot of charlie the unicorn (heeeey, ***, heeey *** wake up…)
the lumberjack song
cream pies
the holy hand grenade
JUMPING OUT AND PAINTBALLING THEM
tazers
glomping them and quoting the “squishy” thing from finding nemo
giving them annoying nicknames
jumping on them demaning piggyback rides
throwing things at them screaming stuff from pokemon
slapping them with fishes (dead or alive)
grabbing one superhero and dragging him/her over to another and saying “we have found a witch! may we burn her?”
more cream pies
playing annoying music
beating them with pool noodles
throwing food at them (flinging cold casserole with a spoon) saying EAT THE FOOD!!
pelting them with fossilized poo
hit them with socks full of butter (icarly)
Give a superhero who would be likely to spaz out pixy stix and energy drinks
chase the human torch around with a fire extinguisher, spraying and hitting him. then bring out the fire hose…
chase them (with or withought wands) screaming “CRUCIO!” and then immediately tazing them tazing them
vandalizing their equipment/transportation devices in silly ways
doing anything else that you can think of that would be amazing
the superheroes annoyed should be the ones that are the most annoyingly badass-acting and dramatic, and are likely to react in incredibly funny ways.
i don’t like superherous
they’re annoying
and none of them have adhd :D
an adhd superhero would be funny as hell
It’s surprising how much this one song changed my entire life.
Thank you Andrew and Mr. Page. Thank you.