THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
And sometimes he just makes songs.
But anyway, suggest something?
News
August 10, 2011
NEW CHAPTER
It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)
Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.
Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!
TAGS: News
August 5, 2009
INTERGALACTIC SHEET MUSIC
Thanks to Rachelle for the mini-commission to get this Intergalactic piano part written out. Enjoy!

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TAGS: News
April 17, 2004
A RAP SONG IN WHICH NONE OF THE LYRICS CONTAIN THE LETTER E
How ’bout a rap song in which none of the lyrics contain the letter “e” ?
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Just so there’s no more confusion about the letter “e” really not being in the lyrics, here they are for you to read!
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is a six plus sixth word a valid part of your song which contains no fifth symbol of our ABC’s?
You gots mad skillz as a lyric writing individual, also as a music composing man. I also contain ability to not put that “fifth” in things that i post.
you are a genius.
Common misconception:
He says “full song” not “whole song.”
At least, that’s what I hear. ;D
This is great.
Don’t put an “E” in it.. oops! LOL
Did he just say “I strain to rip magical’s plane to bits?” PlanE!!! There’s an E! PWNED! :p
From the lyrics page: “I strain to rip madrigals plain to bits”
UNPWN!
You put ‘E’ in it when you said, “FilE in gigs and first day shindigs.” filE!!!
yo Andr*w that b fly
reminds me of Ernest Vincent Wright’s novel, Gadsby. 50,000 words, good story, no letter E.
FACT
dude thate wase the moste coolest songe withoute the letter e ine ite
OMG near the end he said you can not hidE from it!!! good try though
mwah: I can’t actually pin down what MC Pants sang at that point: “…just not that off-limits guy, so you cannot (fraum?) this.”
Anybody know what that should say?
ay! WILLIAM person, he said FILIN not FILE
and the E is gone because its a PLURAL!
so there
Does any one ACTUALLY read the lyrics or listen to the songs closely?
it’s “Violin gigs, and first day shindigs”
and for furthur questions about the songs on people who are too lazy to click “here they are for you to read” i’ll post the lyrics
Yo. Without a topic I rock it. You just can’t knock it or box it. I will not quit or stop and lock lips. This is a rap song in which no lyrics contain that fifth capital. Brains and wits magical. I strain to rip madrigals plain to bits. Any occasion, I flip scripts – birthdays and kids’ trips, violin gigs and first day shindigs and thursdays. I win big with wordplay. I’m on top of it always. With or without that non-consonant I still bring it. Fans or not, my mom’s strong fond of it. And you wouldn’t know, but I just brought this jazz to it’s limit – that’s right, your total ABCs without that fifth is in it.
S and U, C, K, A is in it…
I just heard you use “promise” in this song!
he says pawn this not promise
Whoever said there isn’t an E is stupid.
There is one at the end and he makes it obvious!
THIS SONG IS GENIUS!!!!
woooow moose, that’s the whole point!!!!!!!!!!!
I think a no vowel song could be interesting, but then again I’m a big fan of instrumentals …
A, B, C, D, *whoops!* F G, you is a cool rappa and that’s obvious to C. What? WURD!
SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD!
omgggg u actually manged to do it
Anonymous, the lyrics are posted right above you and he clearly never says “promise.” Nor does he say “pawn this,” Jay.
In the lyrics, “jazz to its limit” shouldn’t have an apostrophe.
“Yeah I don’t put E in it! Oops.”
way to go but you will always obtain posts that say you put that off limits in it (it’s not that hard)
Wow, im suprised no one realised he spelled Sucka at the end ^_^
It can’t believe it!
I wouldn’t of been able to have done this. . .
Your amazing!
I wish you had another song just as amazing this and Crunk Juice!
AMAZIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u r th best, ANDREW PANTS!!!
I can hide from it.
@William
He says “plain” not “plane”
homonyms ftw.
No, Sparkz-1, read the lyrics. There is no e.
Dude. Sweet. You gots mad ninja skillz, yo. :)
that is awesome
anyone else notice he spells “SUCKA” at the end? Love it.
all you people who say he had e in it READ THE LYRICS!!! For the part that says adlib, just listen closely. Gosh, I hate how people always try to find a mistake. And yes he did say at the very very end “don’t put “e” in it…oops”
THAT WAS A JOKE
and no one seems to get that he said VIOLIN gigs and first day shindigs. not file in, not filin, VIOLIN
But no one ever clarified that he didn’t say “You cannot HIDE from it” And it sounds like “just not that off limits guy so you cannot hide from this” I could be hearing it wrong, what do you think?
@ nazi, what i hear is….” just not that off-limmits guy so you can oooooooooood from it.” or something to that effect.
He almost said hide but stumbled over it.
he says “so you can no-o-ot from this”
or maybe he changes it to you can not front this.
that works too sortof…
Stop trying to find mistakes bros, just enjoy the AMAZING song!
He’s actually saying “You can not haid from it”, obviously… being a song without the fifth ABCs and all… ;>_>
McPants
@JACOBIAN91
Actually, they’re homoPHONES.
(-nym=name, -phone=sound)
For anyone that noticed the whole plane to bits thing I believe he was using “plain” not “plane.”
Haha, masterful.
how can you not bring on the lawlz listening to this
“…All your abc’s are in it so you cannot PROMISE…”
Caught ya, Andrew. Good song though!
@Myself and TheCrazyDog123: Oh, is that what he said? Nevermind then. Still, you should add the lyrics to the adlib so no more confusion happens!