Tons of STWPT stuff happening this week.

Most importantly, lots of thanks to everyone who came out to yesterday’s show! You were a great crowd, I had so much fun.

And… STWPT RINGTONES for some of the most popular songs are available. Any suggestions for other songs that should be made into ringtones? I have space for a few more.

And… At long last, I’ve put the track listings up for my CDs - so you know which songs you’re buying now…

And… PACKAGED SONG DOWNLOADS are here! Each one gives you little over half an hour of STWPT tunes for 7.99.

Finally, check out CBC Radio One this Saturday (May 17) at 1pm ’cause Definitely Not The Opera is doing a little segment on Songs To Wear Pants To. You can listen online too. Awesome!

I’m doing some solo stuff, as well as some stuff with a band, and also I scored the two films being shown. So you should check this out!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008
7.30pm @ Supermarket (268 Augusta, in Kensington)
No cover!

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Thanks everyone who came out to yesterday’s show!

I can’t believe I forgot to bring my CDs with me. I even wrote it down. I have a sheet of paper that says “CDs” on it.

Anyway, all the music I played can be found on this site or at ANDREW IS MUSIC - ya ya ya!

If you’re in Toronto this weekend, swing by the Labyrinth Lounge (attached to Future’s Bakery), where I’ll be playing a set of cute ukulele/glock tunes as well as some hip-hop.

Sunday, April 20
298 Brunswick Avenue
(right off Bloor between Bathurst and Spadina)
Doors at 8pm
$7

Check out the rest of the sweet line-up:
Adam Vegys
Odd Man Out
Nathan Gerber
Melissa Ninaber
Andrew Gazaneo

All 99-cent songs have been updated to have the highest possible mp3 audio quality!

If you’ve already purchased mp3 downloads of a lower quality, email me and I’ll send you the new files.

The LYRICS TO WEAR PANTS TO page is back! It’s exactly the way it used to be, except it’s inside our new layout and all the way updated. The link can be found (other than in this post) with all the other links when you scroll right down to the bottom of the site.

Enjoy two new songs: I AM AN EDUCATED FISH - which doesn’t really have lyrics, since they were all made up on the spot - and G. Along with O, this is making me think I should do a complete set of songs for the alphabet. I’ll have to check through the big pile of unread requests and see if there’s anything letter-related in there.

What would it sound like if a rapping robot was really nervous about asking a girl out?

a song about a sad toaster made of glass. that walks around the contry.

What are some things you’ve never done? Tell me in a song in 5/4 time that doesn’t have percussion.

If you could help me out with something that would be great. I really like this girl, but I don’t know how to express it. If you could write a song about her with her beautiful light blue eyes, long brown hair, and great athletic body, that would be awesome.

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Let’s imagine that somewhere in a hotel room there’s a really talented and really bored composer who has mastered the art of accompanying himself with dial tones while calling random people in their homes. He especilly enjoys leaving 2 minutes operas on other people answering machine / service.

A short introductory dialogue and and reactions from the listener would nicely add to it.

Watch David Baril’s animation of The Touchtone Genius!

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I think you should write a song about a man ordering a burrito and being extremely intimidated by the size of it. The music should be Celtic techno, or any other blend of two genres that would not be caught eating a burrito together.

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dear songmaker: please make an a capella chant-type song about people who photocopy their body parts (you may wish to focus on the photocopying of the buttocks), with at least 14 layers of your voice.