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Yes, I’m in a hat made of Heineken cans.

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My other half an I are doing a silly (silly AWESOME) animated short series and you are the ONLY possible person who can do it justice with a theme song.

Music Concept: Cheesy Trashy & Thrashy 80’s Rock/ Metal cartoon intro theme, sounding very similar to the intro song to Transformers: The Movie by Lion - or even the Thundercats theme song

What it’s for: a spoof 80’s animated cartoon short for the web, called the “Intergalactic Kung Fu Zombies” for a run of very short episodes featuring 3 main hero characters. They’re mercenaries who make a profit from their missions, but at the same time, take on jobs where they save the galaxy and foil evil plans etc.

These are the characters (so they could have short descriptions come up during the theme song - think TMNT)

Tork - Big bulky mechanic/ engineer dude, he speaks very little but packs a big punch, will pull out the huge cannons only when he needs to.

Sheena - She’s the sorta-leader of the 3, she’s the commando/ weapons/ ballistics expert. She uses machine guns, pistols, etc.

Gash - He’s got a constant scowl on his face, he’s moody, and he’s the team’s melee/ close combat, infiltration/ espionage, & demolition/ sabotage expert. His specialties are using knives/ blades, small arms, snipers, and of course, lots of explosives.

The Ghost - What the team calls it’s main client and retainer. The Ghost is an AI computer that seems to be working reconnaisance and intervention operations, from which it assigns ‘jobs’ to the IKFZ.

Watch Intergalactic Kung Fu Zombies on YouTube!

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I’m making a short animation and i was basically looking to commission somebody for a 15 to 20 second theme song.

The Animation is about a kid who likes to solve all his problems by throwing corrosive acids on people.

I was thinking of something like the Teen Titan theme song by Puffy Amiyumi.

The beginning of the song could be like telling people to beware of this unknown danger like “hide your mom and your dog too” And then it can go on to explain what these people are hiding from “He is hazardous and destructive” “He is Corrosive and erosive”"He’s ACID BOY” and maybe something like “he’s always looking for ways to burn off your face”"so don’t get in his way - he’s acid boy” and maybe something along the lines of “nobody knows if he’s a hero or a bad guy but corrosion makes him feel joy and that’s why he’s called Acid Boy”

Check out the Acid Boy animation!

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I’d love another atempt (not that i didn’t love your first one) at an intro song for the animation. So i can compair the two, maybe something more classicaly heroic / folk songish would rock.

The Legend Of Link animation is out now!

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A lighthearted song about a banana lover

it’s a opening song for an animation

It would be a short simple catchy tune about bananas and Laika, an energetic kid who likes bananas. every kind of bananas! those starchy ones and those sweet ones!

there are tonnes of bananas grown in the Philippines
there are yellow, green and red bananas too?

The title of it is “laika loves bananas”

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All about ME, Stephen Blum. Me and My Awesomeness as a computer programmer. The tone is aggresively chearful, happy, shiny, glowing and random. I am the best and therefore this song exists to prove that. Use my Real name “Stephen Blum”, as this is advertisment for my awesomeness as a computer programmer.

The music like Reachground: Busta Buss
Song #7 here

(and)

The kadence(space/delay between words spoken) of the lyrics in this song:
Peter Fox: Alles Neu

Dance-able and dance making. People need to dance to this song.

All Lyrics with (*)asteriks must stay close as possible to what is written below. Play with rest if you feel frisky.

*You are wrong.
*Stephen Blum’s awesomeness will stab you in the face.
*The killer programmer.
Author of the first Non-tranditional Trans-dimensional Elevators, don’t press up.
*All you oblongs talking slant about Stephen Blum are wrong, he loves you.
Stephen is the awesome…..
*Now you rock cuz you know the best programmer.
Stephen Blum Legend of Master Programming!

50 seconds or so.