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June 27, 2008
NEW SONG PACK
STWPT Volume 4 Pack #1 is available now, including much-loved songs like NEVER BEEN IN LOVE and THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES.
Volumes 1 to 3 have also been bundled together as a Deluxe Download Pack.
News | 8:27 AM | 0 Comments
June 14, 2008
COVER SONG CONTEST
As suggested at the Forum To Wear Pants To - a cover song contest!
The winner will collaborate with me on a new song, plus they’ll be mailed all the STWPT CDs.
June 11, 2008
NEW RINGTONES
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June 7, 2008
CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO SAMPLE
Just a little thing I thought might be of interest to STWPT listeners:
I posted a song a couple days ago on ANDREW IS MUSIC which contains the original guitar and drum sample from CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO. It’s called HERE & NOW - check it out!
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June 13, 2008
ACCOMPLISHMENT BY PROXY (KING OF THE HARP)
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Every time I watch the show King of the Hill I play out a small fantasy of mine to be able to play that melody on a harp. Maybe you can live out that dream for me and I can enjoy that accomplishment by proxy. In fact that should be the title of this — Accomplishment by Proxy
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December 4, 2007
THEME MUSIC FOR A MAN WITH NO HANDS WHO LEARNS TO JUGGLE
Theme music for a man with no hands who learns to juggle. That’s all i got.
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June 12, 2007
SURGE PROTECTOR
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It is for a show entitled “Surge Protector: Video Game Super Hero” which is about a guy that becomes so obsessed with video games that he starts to think he is a Video Gaming super hero.
Here is a recording of me singing what I had in mind, the microphone cuts out and I was sick, but you should get the idea.
Lyrics:
One day a lonely gamer,
who had thrown away his friends,
Then becomes a savior,
to show his enemies their end…
SURGE PROTECTOR!
Once was just a gaming zero,
SURGE PROTECTOR!
Now he is a super hero!
(in a lighter ballad like mood that moves into the original style)
His family, friends, and enemies…
Will all be brought down to their knees…
Cuz its
SURGE PROTECTOR!
Once was just a gaming zero,
SURGE PROTECTOR!
Now he is a super hero.
SURGE PROTECTOR!!
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April 18, 2007
TOM (BLINGED OUT, BEATING PEOPLE UP)
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I’d like to give this song to my boyfriend for our 1 and half year anniversary.
His favourite music style is hip hop, in fact he says he lives a parallel life as a rap star.
I’m not sure who is alter ego is but it’s somewhere between van damme and jay-z
As far as lyrics go, he is becoming a teacher this year. He teaches french and history. He loves playing and coaching soccer. He especially loves van damme and segal movies.
we fight about which bread is better (he says soft white, I say chewy);
he says “L-Bombs” when he’s talking about love, in fact there are many metaphors he uses about ‘dropping l-bombs’, ‘heat seeking missile’
phrases he (over)uses: ‘light and fun’ when something or someone is fun / lighthearted, ‘icecreamery / fish and chippery’, light and funnery’ (note the trend for using that ending??), ‘light and funnery’, ‘look out!’ as an exclamation for something surprising or appealing, ‘chocs and chocettes’ (long story, but describes italian gym junkies and their girlfriends),
i refer to my friends as ’swingers’ and he finds that weird.
he is really embarassed about seeming like a nerd, but i love him for his dorky hobbies: painting little models (warhammer something); and playing ‘baldur’s gate’ on his computer, which he calls his ‘nerd box’. he always gets really shy about these, but i want to reassure him that i think they’re cute
my dog is alvie who has about a thousand nicknames: ratdog, stinky, scuttlebutt, tiddly-dee. she has a puffy tail and is very little and likes tennis balls and having sticks thrown for her he finds emos very funny and thinks it’s great that i “was a huge one in high school - ie had thick black glasses, a big fringe and lots of black clothes
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ENKIDU: A STALWART WIZARD
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Check out Heroes of Lesser Earth, the webcomic this song is for!
I really loved your initial idea of a sweeping, orchestral arrangement. I hear that for the intro, which closes up on a banging cowbell ringing in the real song. I’m hearing a sort of junky, Louisiana funk sound. Think Blues Traveller or Cowboy Mouth. I love the sounds of guitar and piano together. On the last chorus, the orchestral comes back in, blending into the music.
Other relevant music I like would be Little Feat, Earth, Wind, and Fire, and some of the funkier stuff from Bare Naked Ladies and Sister Hazel.
The only thing that’s not negotiable is the cowbell. I love cowbells.
So, with no further ado… my stupid lyrics!
I watched as you walked into the Whip.
Ebony long legs and shapely hip.
But Freya, you gave me a surprise,
when you pointed your longsword between my eyes.
You still say that you accidentally lost your grip.
I may be a stalwart wizard,
I may be able to fight.
I may even know my wrong from my right.
But all anyone ever sees,
is a half-orc on his knees,
they revel, and they dance to see my plight.
Morty could heal my wound or so he said,
But every time I asked him he was dead.
Freya was forgotten when I met Fleece,
although kissing elves feels feels like gargling bacon grease.
I guess I’d rather pound nails with my forehead.
I may be a stalwart wizard,
I may be more than brawn.
I may even think Bunker’s brains are gone.
But all anyone’s ever known,
is a half-orc, all alone.
Maybe halfling lungs really don’t make good cologne.
Martin is a source of dread,
with squirrels he paints trees red.
And Bunker, who thinks he’s superior,
someday my sword will see your interior.
Unless I can make Fleece hate you more instead.
I may be a stalwart wizard,
I may be getting mad.
I may be about to redefine the word bad.
My friends are humans, elf, and a troll,
being their half-orc, is my role,
and together we all make the mighty HOLE!
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February 28, 2007
THE HUGE MISSHAPEN SAUSAGE ADVENTURES THEME
If there were a tv show called “The Huge Misshapen Sausage Adventures,” what would its theme song be?
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February 13, 2006
SPIDER REMEDY JINGLE
A present for my friend Azure’s radio show!
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October 11, 2005
VOLLEYBALL 3000 CREDIT TITLE
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I’d like you to create a credit title for my cartoon website
http://www.volleyball3000.free.fr
It is about Teens with super powers playing volleyball
words for your lyrics : spike, volleyball ace,face, danger, effort, powers, mutants, tolerance, victory.
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September 3, 2005
WHAT IS JOPPA, ANYWAY?
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Joppa is something space-like and a bit psychedelic. I think something a little brit-rock, trippy would be more in line for the feeling of the episodes. If you could incorporate the “questions” we use for titles, maybe mention a large orange ball, and possibly–if not something in french–mention the french language as “something overused.” As Ben mentioned, we’re four guys searching for answers, wearing ties for no particular reason.
I have sent along a song that it a near perfect example of the opening i’m looking for. It’s from the Velvet Goldmine soundtrack, it’s called “Ballad of Maxwell Demon”. I believe it’s Shudder to Think. Anyway, the explosive guitar riff I had in mind is the one that opens this song.
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August 10, 2005
CRAZY CANDY THEME
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I’m doing an animation about a girl and her penguim. Her name is “Crazy Candy” and she is a baldhead, well, she was a normal girl, with hairs and a normal life, but a bizarre accident made her hair falls down and her refrigerator’s penguim became alive and has turned into her sidekick. Now she have to wear wigs, but her personality changes depends on the style of the wig… About the accident that made her a baldhead: Some aliens was doing experiments with a DNA for a supersoldier, but the alien lab exploded and the beta-experiment traveled the space to fall right in Crazy Candy’s house. So, she wear wigs and has some strange powers (she get stronger, fast and inteligent… but sarcastic and angry too), the aliens and their space-zombie troops are after her (she is the only source for the lost experiment).
I was thinking in somethig like the intro for the Teen Titans, with that girlie-japanese-duo-band-pop-hardcore-style.
My site is: www.eltosco.com.br
The Crazy Candy’s site (you can view the characters) is: www.crazycandy.com.br
It could sounds like a surf-music-hardcore-pop.
The lyrics could be something about “her anger against the Space-Zombies, her lazy-and-drunk-penguim always drinking beer and running away from the fights and leaving Crazy Candy alone with the zombie crowd (but she has some big guns, anormal strength and speed that helps her win all fights), and the changes in her mood when she’s not wearing a wig”
The wig is a key in her transformation from a Cute-to-Angry girl…
Paid Songs, Songs, Theme Songs | 12:23 AM | 1 Comment
August 5, 2005
THE GIANT SQUID ALL-GIRL J-PUNK REDUX
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I’m an editor at Poor Mojo’s almanack. I would love a theme song for the Giant Squid column.
I’ve met with the other editors and we’ve scraped up the $10,000,000* for the full-on Pants treatment, but one of my co-editors tossed this idea out:
“If we go 10,000,000*, do we want to ask for two versions? The standard rock anthem circa 1976, and then the japanese girl band punk cover from the late nineties? Figure whatever a normal 10,000,000* dollar song would be (like 2-3 minutes) and cut it in half.”
Facts about The Giant Squid:
He lives atop the Renaissance Center (aka RenCen) in Detroit.
He has a Velocitator to travel on land (it’s kind of a robo-suit)
Once fought Lincoln (or at least the spiritually animated Lincoln Memorial)
Whales are his mortal enemy
His eyes are optically perfect
He eats dogs
The Giant Squid desires to conquer the world.
The biting and crawling things of the ocean are his minions.
*Price somewhat exaggerated for your reading pleasure.
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