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FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH

It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)

Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.

Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!

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Hello, I’m Alexis Royce, and I would like to commission a theme song for Evil Plan, my webcomic.

The general feel would be upbeat and a rock or rock pop, with occasional dissonant or minor chords. Evil Plan has a lot of comedy, but the overall plot is pretty serious. It is, after all, about a supervillain, not a hero, and though I do want something with energy, I would like it to reflect the difference in protagonist.

Evil Plan is a webcomic about mad scientist Dr. Kinesis, and his attempts to become a legitimate supervillain, before taking over the world. Of course, this isn’t simple, and things keep getting in the way. The concept for the lyrics would be these things that aren’t part of the plan. So I’d like the song to be more or less from Kinesis’ perspective, complaining about he thought he had everything figured out, but wrenches keep getting thrown in the gears.

Things to mention:
-Minions failing at simple tasks,
-Not being taken seriously as a villain,
-Other villains getting in the way,
-An unexpected love interest (Alice, who he refers to as “Miss Evanson”),
-His own hesitation to put his trust in said love interest,
-inventions not working the way they’re supposed to,
-insane lesbian black market friends causing havoc,
-wisetalking computer disobeying all the time,
-people stealing your inventions,
-keeping your identity a secret,
-a young upstart superhero foiling your plans and using your own inventions to do it. The superhero’s name is “Amazingman.”
-This one’s on its own tier, as it’s incredibly important: losing a partner and best friend (brother imagery would work well here). It would fit best in a slower section, and could make a nice bridge if you need lyrics for it. Kinesis parted ways with William, and though people still don’t quite know the whole story, it ruined Kinesis. If the rest of the song is egotistical supervillain irritation, posturing and anger, then this is the one line that’s something akin to sweetness.

I’ve done my best to describe what I’d like, but in the end, I don’t have any of the skills that you do, and I could be saying things all wrong. So I have some examples for you here:
Upside Down By Barenaked Ladies
You Know My Name By Chris Cornell
I Know You Know By Friendly Indians

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Collaboration with Eddsworld! Edd is awesome, watch his toons!

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You made the Stephen Is The Awesome song me for about 1.5 years ago. Are you available for a new song commission? This next song will be “Internet Heroes”, people with influence and smarts that caused today’s internet:

Douglas Crockford: Making JavaScript Amazing by scrubbing the tarnish clear, king of JavaScript. Douglas does nothing very well at Yahoo! Sunnyvale, CA. One of two people who wrote good books about JavaScript.

Joe Armstrong: Erlang woot!

Make this song Andrew Style. We want you to make this song in the way you know is good, not what we think, because we don’t know how to make songs.

The song will accompany an article on our website.

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