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I’ve been getting crazy on the YouTubes lately.

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You should cover a song that a) should never be covered in the first place and b) in a style that it never should be covered in.

I cut this to Justin Bieber’s original ‘Baby’ music video, but YouTube pulled it for copyright reasons. A parody is commonly considered to be fair use of copyrighted material, so I disputed their removal of the video. They seemed happy with my parody argument grounds and put it back up for three days, then suddenly removed it again and threatened to shut down my account. At this point I decided it wasn’t worth the legal fight.

UPDATE Vimeo seems more lenient about this kind of thing…

Take any previous Songs To Wear Pants To song, play the instrumental part backwards, and write new lyrics to it. It should be about the opposite of whatever the original song was about.

It’s possible that you’ll enjoy this more if you’re familiar with the song that I reversed.

did you check out old spice guy?!?!?

there are so many
i can’t stop watching them
they’re so good
i seriously think you should do some kind of stwpt thing about it

Quite a few people have asked me to cover this song from the credits of the game Portal, so I social media-fied some genre suggestions and made this.

Also check out my YouTube video of the recording of the vocals!

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My mom is having a knee replacement so I wanted a song to cheer her up/let her know how much I (and my family) love her/make her feel special. It would be great if it could be a short, upbeat, fun song. Here are things she likes: cute dogs, yard sales, eating dinner with her shoes off, Orangutans, beer, scrabble. Her name is Colleen.

I’d love a George Clinton-style song!

It doesn’t have to be at all about her knee. In fact, it’d be better if it’s just about how great she is. We have a dog named Henry who is a Wirehaired Pointing Griffon (a purebred rare breed and it’s apparently pronounced GriffOn, like “gone”).

Ooh, inside jokes:
“I agwEE but I not UGwee” (pretty self-explanatory, we were talking in a funny accent and the two words sounded the same with the emphasis changed)
“No tacks!” = a boy in her preschool used to put thumb tacks in his mouth, so he started saying this when he was proud of himself for obeying by NOT having a mouthful of tacks.

Other good references:
We like to play poker (for money) and make up different combiations of ridiculous games like “blind baseball dropsie”.
We love going yard-sale-ing.
A boy in her preschool touched her breast and said “I like your shirt. My mom doesn’t have shirt like these!” There have been many somewhat inappropriate but funny things the preschoolers have said about her breasts. Even just saying “all the preschoolers like her shirt” would be funny.