We’ve just put together a new album of all the songs I’ve produced for Randy Zahara and Jim Shaw! None of these songs are available on STWPT Compilations and two of them are exclusive to the album purchase.

TOMORROW YESTERDAY

1. CASEY & FINNEGAN
2. WHAT IF
3. BAD BOY
4. THE ROAD
5. TOMORROW YESTERDAY
6. VAN GOGH
7. I AM ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
8. A PROBLEM TO FIX (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)
9. DEJA VU
10. IF TO BE
11. PERCEPTION
12. 2000 YEARS (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)

And a bonus track inspired by the Canadian athletes competing at this year’s Summer Olympics:
13. LET O CANADA PLAY

Following the links above you can hear full songs and purchase them individually if you want.

Use the button below to purchase all 13 songs for $9.99.

The cover song contest is over and we have our two winners!

Sam Maurer had the most YouTube views for his cover:
I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF GLASS

Jacob Jensen came in with two entries to win the Make Me Say “All Right!” The Most prize:
KAZOOKAZOO… and NEVER BEEN IN LOVE

Both of them have won a 3-Disc STWPT Deluxe CD Collection and they will each be collaborating with me on a song.

Here are the other entries if you’d like to check them out:
IN THE SUN
DON’T FEEL BAD
SHOOT THE ZOMBIES
REVERSE ESCARGOT
THE THX SOUND WITH JUST MY VOICE
HOW TO UPGRADE THE COMPONENTS…

A few years before starting this website, I put out a CD by the same name. Beyond the name, the website and the album don’t really have anything to do with each other, except that it’s all my music.

Anyway, I thought they were sold out, but I recently discovered 22 copies still shrink-wrapped and hiding in a box.

It’s got these songs on it, plus 11 more that I haven’t posted anywhere online:

MOSES
MARY POPPINS
SCATTERBABY
LIMBIC
WHITE

Want a copy? I’m asking $9, which includes shipping to anywhere in the world.

Blast from the past!

could you make a song about how hot girls get so hot?

please do at least 3 different accents

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The Story of Snesly Wipes.
I story song, melody driven with a cheerie “oooo ooooo” up beat chorus thing. (I am so good at giving notes!) The story should be about Snesly Wipes, a young man who travels the world collecting colors. Stealing them from some things and giving them to other things. He creates blue flamingos and turquoise tangerines. Snesley travels by bus and he can surf cigarette smoke. His suitcase is covered in banana stickers. He puts the colors he doesn’t use inside his cufflinks. Maybe there should be a little british in your voice for this one.

When he blows his nose it creates wonderful music - which could be the chorus.

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Well at first I want to say that I think your work is pretty admiring and helpful to others.

Refrain:
Discover a new world, when you eat without chatting
Discover a new world in your sense of taste
Discover a new world in the atmosphere
Discover a new world in your consciousness
Discover a new world
Discover a new unknown world…

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An upbeat do-wop song, for my mom (Patricia Molina) who’s house in Acapulco is called Mimosa. I want you to make a Mimosa Do-Wop song for Christmas. She always has guests stay at the house, there’s a big Mexican christmas tree, a pool and every year there’s fireworks. My mom loves that old school do-wop style - like what you use in (Wop Wop Wop, Mo mo mo mo), please mention my Grandma “Abi” (pronounced like Abby), my sister’s name is Maia (like Maya) and me (that’s my family). It’s a tropical christmas song. Play around in it. I’m sure you’ll do something awesome.

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My brother requested the song that became and he really liked it but he has talked about how he wished the song didn’t just fade out. If you could extend the song to include another verse or two it would make the perfect gift. Ideas include comments about the subpar quality of the lyrics, the ridiculous band names, or anything else you don’t like about the genre, seeing as how the original idea was about the genre you like least and why.

Theme music for a man with no hands who learns to juggle. That’s all i got.

a song all about how to actually wear pants…because this site is ’songs to wear pants to’…right?

you should write a love song with the most epic lyrics ever

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I want you to make a second composition in the style of Kazookazoo where you just use your voice saying the names of instruments and sing/say their parts.

KazooTwo: Here are the instruments: Guitar, Violin, Bass, Xylophone, Piano, and Kazoo.

I know you’ve had a lot of crazy stuff, but could you make a song about putting a coffee grinder in the microwave.

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Randy and Jim asked me to do this arrangement of a song which they wrote.

Jim’s original version: