5 more tour stops!

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FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH

It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)

Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.

Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!

techno polka

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I’d like a theme to go with my Doodle Chat!

Over at Allan Comic’s forums, I started a thread in the Art Section. It took on quickly and the members have been having a lot of fun, and the forum itself has been getting new members just because of the thread! Now a story seems to have built up, and I think the thread needs to be immortalized with the Andrew Pants treatment!

I was also talking To Allan himself about it, and we came to the conclusion that the song should be a Polka with a guitar rhythm and solo in there somewhere, and also a good drum beat.

From the start of the whole thing, we’ve basically got a group of people together just hanging around in the City Three Miles from Anywhere (eating shoes, pulling wheelbarrows out of eachothers faces, the ususal). Things were going pretty smoothly, if you ignore the fight between VideoNerd and all Ninjas, the and the fight between Mr. Page and Lloyd (which resulted in everyone being caught on fire somehow). Once things were finally settling down, Mr. Page was kidnapped, along with Psycaster, Caris, and TentaclePorn. They woke up at the Grand Canyon, where they met up with their kidnapper, who also happens to be a ninja. Mr. Page noticed something familiar about him, but Caris saw the likeness of the kindapper straight away. He looked identical to Johnny Woah, one of her friends.
He explains to the group that in the Canyon is a Lab, and inside it is an evil man with the power to destroy the world, should he decide to. The ninja can’t do it on his own, though, which is why he kidnapped them. While sceptical, Psycaster in particular, they decided to trust him and found the lab with ease (as Psycaster was in front of it the whole time). In the lab, they found even more people, and another Johnny Woah lookalike, only he wore sunglasses, and asked where the nearest easily destroyed city was. Mr. Page told him it was the City Three Miles from Anywhere, because he thought he was talking to Johnny.

Later on, they discover that this was they guy they were after, as they soon discovered he was in fact an evil clone of Johnny with ninjka abilities. So, with a lot of confusion as to how to get to the city, they opted in the end for a giant viking pulling them on a cart, and they made their way to adventure!

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Let’s face it, the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance are on their way out.

I have approximately NO ideas for you. The only thing that comes to mind is making hand puppets, or whatever those are called, where you can make your hands talk. And then like talk to your neighbor (on the right, or on the left) with them or something.

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