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Hey Pants!

Could you write a song for the show opener of Steampunks?

The show is funny, full of energy, and chock-full of clockwork and steam-powered technology. The song should be that way too!

I want something catchy and poppy that would appeal to kids 8-12, and something grungy enough to fit into the steampunk genre!

Thanks!

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I’d like a song about my wife. Her name is ileen. Favorite color: green.

Style- needs a “woah oh” like Papa Roach - To be Loved, or Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness, or the opening of Black Tide - Warriors of Time.

I’m military. She nurses at a veterans home.

How we met– She was in washington, I was in california. I joined the air force, got stationed in Texas, she moved to Texas (we met in Texas). I got stationed in Missouri so she followed, and we got married there.

She’s a bit clumsy, she admits.. she’s always tripping.

She worked at papa johns before nursing, and she’d smell like pizza when she came home.

She’s not fat… she’s athletic (loves softball), but she’s got a butt. And I love her butt.

Once we ate mexican food, and she said her tummy hurt, and I told her “you got alot of fajitas in there!” while rubbing her tummy. Now we use this for anything.. eat too much chinese? “theres alot of fajitas in there!”

Anytime we’re in a car together, she insists on driving (she doesn’t feel safe when I do?)

She likes to die her hair different colors. Its pink now.

She’s an amazing cook, but I have a habit of turning anything she makes into a dip. She rolls her eyes when I bring out the tortilla chips.

We used to turn on music videos real loud and clear off the living room floor and dance together (Sailor Jerry Rum helps right about here).

Shes a coffee FREAK! She has to have coffee in the morning!

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a song about a war between taco’s and burrito’s. it sounds like the song “Distance” from Cake.

The very first verse without a tune you say “yes this war, was fought in a trench, yet there were no Germans and there were no French. then it goes “Triggers were pulled taco’s fell to the floor, yet both armies,raged for MORE WAR” chorus. after the chorus the whole taco army dies except for one taco because of a artillery bombardment. after that it goes, “a whole army was down, except for one man. Bravely he said, “my name is Sam.”chorus. “he pulled out a Mini-gun, and squeezed on the trigger many burrito lives were lost that day, the taco army got bigger. chorus and instead of doing the next line, in a wierd tune strumming random notes on the guitar you sing in a bad voice “and then everyone was happy and like taco’s were winners and um… everyone ate salad with bear claws… but not like … um REAL bear claws more like just… those salad grippers. and everyone lived happily ever after… the end!

I was thinking that the song should just be two minutes in total and at the end you just randomly strum the guitar and tell how the war ended in some random way that doesn’t make any sense…

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Because a few people have asked, I’m posting this song which I actually made for this animation by Meredith Gran a few years ago. Don’t know why I never posted it before!

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The Fabulous Flamingos of France — a story song about three Flamingos, who dress in the latest fashion, haute couture, and spread their money around.

Try to throw in some French landmarks not limited to Paris. Simple and Phinnues and Hugo. The Fabulous Flamingos of France. About two mins.

Phin is the good looking one, Hugo is the Portly worldly one, and Simple is the brains. They go from party to party trying to escape the hoi polloi. They dance all over France. They wear expensive shirts. Their monocles are made of gold. etc.

They close out the bars and all the soirees, often offending their hosts. They drink and they smoke, and they swear without stop.

Hugo is a chef most mejestique, but he eats everything he cooks for himself.

Simple sits still and surveys the room. He has a tendancy to pick up books in other people’s homes and rewrite the endings.

Phinneus flies in with charm and allure.

They drink with monkey’s, they play with the ants,

They smoke and they curse and they’re French, and they dance.

Their feathers are fuscia, they never wear pants.

As for the genre, something very melody driven and peppy, but morose. I am attatching a song called “Joe le Taxi” which I think has a vibe that is loungey and cool, but happy and catchy.