Andrew Davis blesses us with an 8-bit Sad Toaster remix!

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So various tunes of mine are now officially available through iTunes, Amazon, thesixtyone and other places. Yay digital distribution!

Jun of Viralogy interviewed me the other day.

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Ghostface Kilobyte just posted a wicked cover of NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.

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I’m on Twitter now.

Mark Hurst has just posted a video of my GEL talk from a couple years ago - thanks Mark!

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I’ve downloaded a number of your songs and found many to be funny and entertaining. But this song… this song made on a silly request turned into something more, something that is lacking from pop music of the day, it is just amazing. So, I am serious about paying you to finish the song. It deserves to be finished. Someone has to do it.

My feeling is that you should not re-record the first part, but end the piano quicker after “moved on”. After a short pause, the song should start with the first drum hit (yeah… percussion) and guitar note all at the same time, with the same music that is currently at 16 seconds, plus added instruments.

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I’d like a theme to go with my Doodle Chat!

Over at Allan Comic’s forums, I started a thread in the Art Section. It took on quickly and the members have been having a lot of fun, and the forum itself has been getting new members just because of the thread! Now a story seems to have built up, and I think the thread needs to be immortalized with the Andrew Pants treatment!

I was also talking To Allan himself about it, and we came to the conclusion that the song should be a Polka with a guitar rhythm and solo in there somewhere, and also a good drum beat.

From the start of the whole thing, we’ve basically got a group of people together just hanging around in the City Three Miles from Anywhere (eating shoes, pulling wheelbarrows out of eachothers faces, the ususal). Things were going pretty smoothly, if you ignore the fight between VideoNerd and all Ninjas, the and the fight between Mr. Page and Lloyd (which resulted in everyone being caught on fire somehow). Once things were finally settling down, Mr. Page was kidnapped, along with Psycaster, Caris, and TentaclePorn. They woke up at the Grand Canyon, where they met up with their kidnapper, who also happens to be a ninja. Mr. Page noticed something familiar about him, but Caris saw the likeness of the kindapper straight away. He looked identical to Johnny Woah, one of her friends.
He explains to the group that in the Canyon is a Lab, and inside it is an evil man with the power to destroy the world, should he decide to. The ninja can’t do it on his own, though, which is why he kidnapped them. While sceptical, Psycaster in particular, they decided to trust him and found the lab with ease (as Psycaster was in front of it the whole time). In the lab, they found even more people, and another Johnny Woah lookalike, only he wore sunglasses, and asked where the nearest easily destroyed city was. Mr. Page told him it was the City Three Miles from Anywhere, because he thought he was talking to Johnny.

Later on, they discover that this was they guy they were after, as they soon discovered he was in fact an evil clone of Johnny with ninjka abilities. So, with a lot of confusion as to how to get to the city, they opted in the end for a giant viking pulling them on a cart, and they made their way to adventure!

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I’m looking for a funny love song for my husband

It’s the story of a guy who has a robot body that’s so convincingly human that he’s forgotten his true nature. But late at night, when he’s asleep,sometimes he cries out into the darkness, “Eep, eep. I’m a monkey!”

His wife hears him but she’s totally cool with it because she’s a tiny monkey in a robot body, too. She wants to invite him to come out and play when nobody’s looking and do a tiny monkey dance in their tiny monkey pants. But she’s afraid he won’t be able to accept the truth.

She loves him very much and wants them to be able to reveal their true selves to one another. One day, she decides to risk it and jump out of her robot body. Her husband is confused at first, but slowly reaches into his pants and pulls out his true tiny monkey self. They run outside and swing through the trees and steal bananas from the grocery store. And generally live happily ever after.

I’m thinking something in the style of They Might Be Giants or The Moldy Peaches.

I’d like the song to be weird but ultimately be about true love.

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I like the sort of parody way you went about the “Be Bjork” song and I’d like to see you try to do it with Trent Reznor.

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Heres the deal. My girlfriend’s birthday is wed the 12th of November. I know thats is a crunch for you and i can pay. =)

She loves spiderman, I love superman. Its a constant battle with us. If you could make a song comparing the two, and how much greater superman is, that would be perfect. For the last couple of lines of the song however, I would like you to concede to the fact that spiderman is better like i always end up doing. haha I’ll leave the mood and genre and everything up to you. I just want it to be funny and for her to get a kick out of it. Don’t make her feelings get hurt! =)