5 more tour stops!

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FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH

It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)

Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.

Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!

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I’m looking to have a song written for my girlfrind for her 30th birthday in January.

Rhian loves 80′s music, dance music and some top 40 stuff. Her iPod has a lot of Kylie, George Michael, Janet/Michael jackson, scissor sisters, etc.

Rhian’s full name is Rhian Sioned Davies. Rhian is pronounced “Rhee-an” or “Ian” with an “R” in front. She is the youngest of three. Her family moved to quartile when she was only about 2 years old. They also told her she was left by the gypsies! = )

Rhian grew up on what she fondly calls the “north side”. An expensive and well to do part of Sydney that mostly refined people live in. However she now lives in the northern territory in “Darwin”

Rhian has also been known to impersonate crocodiles but then says “they can do it better than I can”

Rhian played international football. She was a defender and the team wore green and gold.

Rhian now works as a paramedic/ambulance officer, and they wear an ENTIRE outfit of dark green! (something about a green gerkin)

Rhian is also a massive scaredy cat! She hates scary moves and has been known to push others in front of her when faced with a threat…

Rhian’s most distinguishing feature would definitely be her laugh! It comes from the belly and can turn the head of anyone within a 100 metre radius!

Rhian can be messy.

She gives 150% in anything she does.

Rhian watches the same movies repeatedly but laughs like it’s the 1st time she heard the joke.

Some of the quirky things about Rhiannon include, but are by no means limited to;
* motion sickness – she is terrible on ANY mode of transport! She will vomit driving down a straight road with a slight curve, or the rocking motion of a train!!
* KFC’s “2′piece feed” – she likes to have her picnic and is incapable of conversation while she eats it
* hair twirling – she twirls strands of hair around her finger then flicks the end with her fingers. Getting her attention while she does this is like performing an exorcism. She gets in a trance and she’s gone!

Rhian often gets many a compliment about her tight backside (and plays up to it too!) and brings it out every time she hits the dance floor. It’s called “buun-gee shaking”

Can be quite emotional and will ALWAYS cry watching TV and movies! Even cried watching a McDonalds ad!

Rhian once performed in a drag show at a gay club called “ARQ” with friends. If you could include a reference possibly with “it’s hot in here” ( in a high pitched Women’s voice). Apparently Rhian had to say this and it came out really high!

Rhian also has fond memories of sneaking into “spicy friday’s” at the landsdown hotel for a quiet dance and a couple of drinks. Instead she was always hammered and stayed there till she was kicked out or too ill to stay.

Nicknames:
Rhitzy/Rhitz
Titchy/titch
Rhee

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I need a song for my boyfriend for christmas. I have no idea what to get him and I know he loves Street Fighter and eating Chips Ahoy cookies haha. I thought this would be perfect. A made-up song for him for christmas.

We are all about having fun and joking around with each other so a funny song would be awesome! The lyrics can be very fun and even full of puns if you want. Adam always makes crazy jokes too. Here are a few things that would be awesome in the song:

-He nicknames me Doris from True Lies because he thinks I look a little like Jame Lee Curtis, but I don’t think I do. His nickname is Toby (his parents were going to name him that but then they decided to name him Adam).
-We both used to work at Cedar Point, an amusement park, and that’s kind of how we met
-We both love playing videogames (we are both gamer nerds) His favorite game is Street Fighter. He always kicks my butt at Street Fighter but I can take him out in Tekken. :D
-I make fun of him for drinking Smirnoffs and I drink beer.
-We LOVE going to eat Chinese restaurants and Olive Garden.
-Nicknames: Mr. Rubs and Miss Bubbles
- He loves to say crazy things that he knows I can’t stand but everyone else thinks it’s hilarious.
- “Excuse me…..i faahhted”

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i know you have a youtube channel named suture sound and that its for more serious songs. well i was wondering if you could show all of us your soft side with a really smooth, nice calm song. my favorite song is never, and i was wondering if you could do something like that again.

I’ve never heard a really good Halloween song, so I was wondering if you would please make an awesomely Andrew-esque Halloween song. Totally legendary! Please? As long as it’s about Halloween, I wouldn’t mind it being scary or silly, but only if you’re not too busy. P.S. It could even be about a costume you would wear for Halloween that would fulfill your heart’s desire. Thanks for reading this…

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If you like this song, you’ll probably also like Monkeys In Robots In Love, which the chorus of Halloween Kisses is based on. Ya!

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My friend is turning sixteen and I wanted to give him a song to let him know that even though I’m away at college, I still love him!

How about a catchy, upbeat song with a strong beat and backing vocals, like Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” or “The Longest Time?” As long as it’s something fun and upbeat with a sort of retro style to it, that’d be good.

His name is John (or Johnny), I’m Megan, and we both love theatre, chorus, and being creepers. We played the king and queen of France in Annie Get Your Gun, and in “The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe,” I played an evil wolf named Fenris Ulf and he was my deputy– we got a Critic’s Choice nomination for Best Ensemble!

These are some things I definitely want you to reference:

*Any part of this quote– “Together, we are a thing of beauty, like a swan… but alone, I am only half a swan. All I can do is make a mess and die.”

*Some part of “Hello, I’m Jerry Sizzler, and this is my sister… Jerrrry Sizzler!” even if it’s just comparing one of us to Jerry Sizzler or calling us the Sizzler Sisters.

*Our theatre teacher, Mrs. Levesque (pronounced Luh-VAKE, or Mama L) is ancient and has a thick southern accent. She thinks John is “drop-dead gorgeous,” so make sure to say that in an old lady Southern accent at some point.

Other things:

We wrote a great song called “I Want To Eat Your Face” Referencing that would be wonderful.

We we went to Disney World on my eighteenth birthday. We stayed up all night talking, got delirious, and he couldn’t stop saying, “I’m a cat, I’m a cat, I’m a cat.”

I have a ‘hideous visage,’ and if I were a Disney princess, I’d be Quasimodo. I have to wear a bag over my head.

We invented a hideous deformed lion named Chrysanthemum or Mumsies and wear matching t-shirts with his picture on them.

Sad things make us cry (especially Little Women the Musical).

I dressed up in my Fenris Ulf (evil Narnia wolf) costume to ask him to prom in front of his whole chorus class. We were ‘teeth twins’ at prom, since I had braces and he got them just before the dance.

He thinks women aren’t people and exist just to make sandwiches.

“Is that your real voice?”

We got kicked out of Starbucks for singing a song called “If You’re Happy And You Know It Eat Your Face!”

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