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a magical seahorse is serenading his fiancee, the moon.

This song is taken from my forthcoming album Summer - until the CD comes out I’ll be releasing one song from it each week and finding a song request to match.

I think you should make a song as a tribute to the late, great Michael Jackson, im sure Mr. Jackson will appreciate it.

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I’ve downloaded a number of your songs and found many to be funny and entertaining. But this song… this song made on a silly request turned into something more, something that is lacking from pop music of the day, it is just amazing. So, I am serious about paying you to finish the song. It deserves to be finished. Someone has to do it.

My feeling is that you should not re-record the first part, but end the piano quicker after “moved on”. After a short pause, the song should start with the first drum hit (yeah… percussion) and guitar note all at the same time, with the same music that is currently at 16 seconds, plus added instruments.

you made a song in which the letter e isnt used. now can you make a song in which a isnt used?

Here are the lyrics - every letter except A, you can check!

live this lonely life
missing you, my wife
how did i get here

it’s blistering cold
with no one here to hold
we loved so much
i miss your quiet touch

even with locks of your red mop
some photos, some cursive-filled sheets
your clothes still hung up in the closet
but nobody here next to me

i’m missing the first letter you ever wrote me
it’s not just some blown-in-the-breeze kind of note
the gentle beginning of everything, oh
see, i’m missing the first letter

live this lonely life
missing you, my wife
how did i get here
how did i get here

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I’m looking for a funny love song for my husband

It’s the story of a guy who has a robot body that’s so convincingly human that he’s forgotten his true nature. But late at night, when he’s asleep,sometimes he cries out into the darkness, “Eep, eep. I’m a monkey!”

His wife hears him but she’s totally cool with it because she’s a tiny monkey in a robot body, too. She wants to invite him to come out and play when nobody’s looking and do a tiny monkey dance in their tiny monkey pants. But she’s afraid he won’t be able to accept the truth.

She loves him very much and wants them to be able to reveal their true selves to one another. One day, she decides to risk it and jump out of her robot body. Her husband is confused at first, but slowly reaches into his pants and pulls out his true tiny monkey self. They run outside and swing through the trees and steal bananas from the grocery store. And generally live happily ever after.

I’m thinking something in the style of They Might Be Giants or The Moldy Peaches.

I’d like the song to be weird but ultimately be about true love.