We’ve just put together a new album of all the songs I’ve produced for Randy Zahara and Jim Shaw! None of these songs are available on STWPT Compilations and two of them are exclusive to the album purchase.

TOMORROW YESTERDAY

1. CASEY & FINNEGAN
2. WHAT IF
3. BAD BOY
4. THE ROAD
5. TOMORROW YESTERDAY
6. VAN GOGH
7. I AM ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
8. A PROBLEM TO FIX (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)
9. DEJA VU
10. IF TO BE
11. PERCEPTION
12. 2000 YEARS (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)

And a bonus track inspired by the Canadian athletes competing at this year’s Summer Olympics:
13. LET O CANADA PLAY

Following the links above you can hear full songs and purchase them individually if you want.

Use the button below to purchase all 13 songs for $9.99.

The cover song contest is over and we have our two winners!

Sam Maurer had the most YouTube views for his cover:
I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF GLASS

Jacob Jensen came in with two entries to win the Make Me Say “All Right!” The Most prize:
KAZOOKAZOO… and NEVER BEEN IN LOVE

Both of them have won a 3-Disc STWPT Deluxe CD Collection and they will each be collaborating with me on a song.

Here are the other entries if you’d like to check them out:
IN THE SUN
DON’T FEEL BAD
SHOOT THE ZOMBIES
REVERSE ESCARGOT
THE THX SOUND WITH JUST MY VOICE
HOW TO UPGRADE THE COMPONENTS…

A few years before starting this website, I put out a CD by the same name. Beyond the name, the website and the album don’t really have anything to do with each other, except that it’s all my music.

Anyway, I thought they were sold out, but I recently discovered 22 copies still shrink-wrapped and hiding in a box.

It’s got these songs on it, plus 11 more that I haven’t posted anywhere online:

MOSES
MARY POPPINS
SCATTERBABY
LIMBIC
WHITE

Want a copy? I’m asking $9, which includes shipping to anywhere in the world.

Blast from the past!

This is a Paid Song! Learn more…

This is a love song for my husband-to-be Austin, to be played at our wedding.

I will attach the Semisonic song DnD which has the mellow mood and guitar style which I think would be fitting (it also happens to be one of my fiance’s favorite songs, so it’s perfect). I think that it would be nice if there were at least a couple of seconds of just guitar strumming in the beginning, before the actual lyrics begin; same for in-between some of the stanzas; usage of tactical “pauses” in the guitar accompaniment to emphasize certain lines (especially the part “because it’s pie time”) might work well too…

“You love her so much, it’s embarrassing”

You first met at a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
Your hair long, tye dye shirt and a smile
She had violet colored eyes.
Now she’s your fair maiden, but no damsel in distress;
You’ve found yourself in her adventures.
Where will tonight’s journey take you?
Lost in the mountains in the middle of a storm
Or racing shopping carts through the parking lot
At three-fourteen a.m.… because that’s pie time.
You love her so much, it’s embarrassing
Don the jester’s cap with the singing bells.
A fool in love, but you don’t really mind
When all arguments end in tickle fights.
You play the story, she’ll paint the dreams
In the home that you’ve made together
The toaster and the microwave, the vacuum too,
Smile wide in black permanent marker grins.
Every toad and snail and squirrel your friend
Oversized purple hedgehogs, flying pigs
Poke sharks and roly-poly elephants.
You love her so much, it’s embarrassing
Long, lazy Saturdays with Spongebob Squarepants
Teddy Ruxpin and Gorebash
You can never outgrow being happy
You can never outgrow who you are.
She loves you so much, it’s embarrassing
She’ll join you in a battle with gigantic plastic swords.
Then take your hand and swing dance in the kitchen
She is the pretty one, she is your best friend
She has flowers in her hair
And she loves you.

(the “you love her so much, it’s embarrassing” stanzas could be the chorus, if you will)

What would it sound like if a rapping robot was really nervous about asking a girl out?

you should write a love song with the most epic lyrics ever

I love you more than bunnies!

i promise you from the bottem heart. i will love you to death, till us part…. I prome you, as a lover and a freind, i will love you

This is a Paid Song! Learn more…

I’d like to request a song, addressed to my wife, for our 5th wedding anniversary. My wife’s name is Julie (who I also call Jules).

The chorus should also incorporate the lines:
I love you Julie bear, you must know it’s true
Wife of mine, every line shows how much I do

This is a Paid Song! Learn more…

I was thinking that I would like a bossa nova lullaby. A slowish song but with a healthy rhythmn with quirky bossa nova lyrics.

Any mention of the following would be appreciated:
- coffee
- cheese
- farmer’s market
- the library
- a love of music
- Poopie the rabbit

TITLE: DREAMING OF LOVE

I’M DREAMING OF LOVE WITH YOU
NOT A DAY GOES BY,THAT I’M NOT THINKING OF YOU
I’M DREAMING OF LOVE WITH YOU
AND THIS TIME GOES BY,I’M DREAMING OF THE MOMENT WITH YOU
ONLY IN MY DREAMS I FIND THE PERFECT WORD TO SAY YOU
OH I CANNNOT BE THAT I CAN’T TALK TO YOU
IF ONLY I CAN MAKE IT REAL
I’M DREAMING OF LOVE WITH YOU
NOT A DAY GOES BY,THAT I’M NOT THINKING OF YOU
I’M DREAMING OF LOVE WITH YOU
AND THIS TIME GOES BY,I’M DREAMING OF THE MOMENT WITH YOU
I’M DREAMING OF LOVE WITH YOU
NOT A DAY GOES BY,THAT I’M NOT THINKING OF YOU
I’M DREAMING OF LOVE WITH YOU
AND THIS TIME GOES BY,I’M DREAMING OF THE MOMENT WITH YOU

Could you, please, write a short acoustic bouncy pretty song using only the words:

armadillo
potato
love.

Do with them what you will.

All of my life, where have you been
supreisingly you came into my life, my world and my heart
when I didn’t expect anything more from my life
you came an you loved me…

a short song about a bug that falls in love with a cat.