Andrew Davis blesses us with an 8-bit Sad Toaster remix!

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So various tunes of mine are now officially available through iTunes, Amazon, thesixtyone and other places. Yay digital distribution!

Jun of Viralogy interviewed me the other day.

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Ghostface Kilobyte just posted a wicked cover of NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.

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I’m on Twitter now.

Mark Hurst has just posted a video of my GEL talk from a couple years ago - thanks Mark!

I think you should make a song as a tribute to the late, great Michael Jackson, im sure Mr. Jackson will appreciate it.

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I’ve downloaded a number of your songs and found many to be funny and entertaining. But this song… this song made on a silly request turned into something more, something that is lacking from pop music of the day, it is just amazing. So, I am serious about paying you to finish the song. It deserves to be finished. Someone has to do it.

My feeling is that you should not re-record the first part, but end the piano quicker after “moved on”. After a short pause, the song should start with the first drum hit (yeah… percussion) and guitar note all at the same time, with the same music that is currently at 16 seconds, plus added instruments.

you made a song in which the letter e isnt used. now can you make a song in which a isnt used?

Here are the lyrics - every letter except A, you can check!

live this lonely life
missing you, my wife
how did i get here

it’s blistering cold
with no one here to hold
we loved so much
i miss your quiet touch

even with locks of your red mop
some photos, some cursive-filled sheets
your clothes still hung up in the closet
but nobody here next to me

i’m missing the first letter you ever wrote me
it’s not just some blown-in-the-breeze kind of note
the gentle beginning of everything, oh
see, i’m missing the first letter

live this lonely life
missing you, my wife
how did i get here
how did i get here

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I’m looking for a funny love song for my husband

It’s the story of a guy who has a robot body that’s so convincingly human that he’s forgotten his true nature. But late at night, when he’s asleep,sometimes he cries out into the darkness, “Eep, eep. I’m a monkey!”

His wife hears him but she’s totally cool with it because she’s a tiny monkey in a robot body, too. She wants to invite him to come out and play when nobody’s looking and do a tiny monkey dance in their tiny monkey pants. But she’s afraid he won’t be able to accept the truth.

She loves him very much and wants them to be able to reveal their true selves to one another. One day, she decides to risk it and jump out of her robot body. Her husband is confused at first, but slowly reaches into his pants and pulls out his true tiny monkey self. They run outside and swing through the trees and steal bananas from the grocery store. And generally live happily ever after.

I’m thinking something in the style of They Might Be Giants or The Moldy Peaches.

I’d like the song to be weird but ultimately be about true love.

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I would like you to make a song with the lyrics from a poem of mine.

Here I sit a happy man
For you I have met
I will hope to not forget
My choice that I donâ t regret
To fall in love with one such as you
Who has shown me the world in a new
Light that brings the day and happiness
To all who see it and its splendor
Which then render
The loneliness in my heart obsolete
All because of my love for you that canâ t be beat
And the happiness I get from being close
To you though now I can no longer see you
I can still feel you out there somewhere
You are in my dreams at night when I sleep
This feeling is so deep
Itâ s hard to explain to anyone
But I hope that I can feel it again
One day when you return
And I will no longer feel alone

THIS IS FOR YOU JESSIKA.

This is for a friend I fell in love with during high school who is currently in the air force. I miss her so.

Maybe just using an acustic guitar would be fine.

This is for you jessika (repeat 3 times) could be the chorus after “to fall in love with one such as you”, and after “to you though now i can no longer see you”.