We’ve just put together a new album of all the songs I’ve produced for Randy Zahara and Jim Shaw! None of these songs are available on STWPT Compilations and two of them are exclusive to the album purchase.

TOMORROW YESTERDAY

1. CASEY & FINNEGAN
2. WHAT IF
3. BAD BOY
4. THE ROAD
5. TOMORROW YESTERDAY
6. VAN GOGH
7. I AM ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
8. A PROBLEM TO FIX (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)
9. DEJA VU
10. IF TO BE
11. PERCEPTION
12. 2000 YEARS (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)

And a bonus track inspired by the Canadian athletes competing at this year’s Summer Olympics:
13. LET O CANADA PLAY

Following the links above you can hear full songs and purchase them individually if you want.

Use the button below to purchase all 13 songs for $9.99.

The cover song contest is over and we have our two winners!

Sam Maurer had the most YouTube views for his cover:
I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF GLASS

Jacob Jensen came in with two entries to win the Make Me Say “All Right!” The Most prize:
KAZOOKAZOO… and NEVER BEEN IN LOVE

Both of them have won a 3-Disc STWPT Deluxe CD Collection and they will each be collaborating with me on a song.

Here are the other entries if you’d like to check them out:
IN THE SUN
DON’T FEEL BAD
SHOOT THE ZOMBIES
REVERSE ESCARGOT
THE THX SOUND WITH JUST MY VOICE
HOW TO UPGRADE THE COMPONENTS…

A few years before starting this website, I put out a CD by the same name. Beyond the name, the website and the album don’t really have anything to do with each other, except that it’s all my music.

Anyway, I thought they were sold out, but I recently discovered 22 copies still shrink-wrapped and hiding in a box.

It’s got these songs on it, plus 11 more that I haven’t posted anywhere online:

MOSES
MARY POPPINS
SCATTERBABY
LIMBIC
WHITE

Want a copy? I’m asking $9, which includes shipping to anywhere in the world.

Blast from the past!

a song all about how to actually wear pants…because this site is ’songs to wear pants to’…right?

This is a Paid Song! Learn more…

I would like a musically simple song of no more than a minute and a half in length– something that is happy, very catchy, and easy to remember/sing, but not *too* repetitive. It should be about zombies, specifically their habits and how to kill them.

Zombie characteristics…

*moaning
*shambling/limping slowly
*eating the brains/flesh of the living
*they multiply quickly (by biting and infecting live humans)
*it’s better to shoot them in the head than decapitate them; intact zombie heads are like angry, biting bowling balls!
*they’re easily led– a person could lead zombies into a narrow alley, where they would be picked off by snipers, for example.

Make a song about how to upgrade the components on your mogrificating desambongulizer.

(I don’t know what it means either)