STWPT Volume 4 Pack #1 is available now, including much-loved songs like NEVER BEEN IN LOVE and THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES.

Volumes 1 to 3 have also been bundled together as a Deluxe Download Pack.

Get them here!

As suggested at the Forum To Wear Pants To - a cover song contest!

The winner will collaborate with me on a new song, plus they’ll be mailed all the STWPT CDs.

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3 new STWPT ringtones have been added!

CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO
SUPER MARIO REMIX
MUFFIN PUFFIN

Enjoy!

Just a little thing I thought might be of interest to STWPT listeners:

I posted a song a couple days ago on ANDREW IS MUSIC which contains the original guitar and drum sample from CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO. It’s called HERE & NOW - check it out!

In a high pitched voice, can you write an acoustic guitar piece with the words below.. and make 10 or so layers of your voice… and repeat it a couple times…

I’m a blind fish
Hear me roar
I’m a blind fish in the ocean
And I am feeling a little fishy
Roar

If you can, write a 30 second song about NewsTalk 1010 Radio, Peter Shurman, telephone callers…

Make a song about how awesome you are for personally mailing eveyone the cd’s they buy off your site :D

In “I am Your Terrible Wardrobe,” the ‘boyfriend’s sweater’ section was one of the sickest piano compositions I have ever heard. Could you maybe do a whole song using that style and write additional lyrics?

What if different types of clothes sang their own praises of why I should wear them, each in different styles of music you think are best suited to them.

MAKE SOME HOLD MUSIC FOR US FOR WORK FOR WHEN ANGRY PEOPLE CALL AND WE MUST SEDATE THEM WITH THE CALMING POWERS OF MUSIC … It would really really help us!!

I have decided that the voice (which will sing “YOU ARE ON HOLD. DO NOT BE ANGRY”) must be that of a CLAM. Because it used to be calm, but clams are better.

do a song where the beat is made from different fruits hitting the floor, the melody can be you humming things, and the lyrics will be about a mecahnical shark and his troubles getting along with the real sharks.

how about a song about how you are a Canadian ass
and how your songs aren’t worth $50.00
and how you ignore decent requests and put up shoddy ones

How about a song about a 29-year-old guy who’s finally got his first girlfriend. I’d love to hear some Game Boy style bleeps and bloops in the background, if that wouldn’t be too much trouble. Oh, and a Game Over style noise at the end.

make a ska song about…

an Ewok that’s not sure whether to eat koala bear pancakes for breakfast or capt crunch cereal with mineral water

Grab a half dozen books at random and write down the fifth sentence on page 23 from each. Now (with eyes closed), grab six CDs at random from your collection. Now compose a song using only these six sentences, where the music for each sentence is in the style of one of the CDs. (If the CD is a compilation or something, use track one.) Also, if you make this song, please list the books and corresponding CDs!

These are the books I picked:
1. BENRIK: THIS DIARY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
2. CHRISTIAN BÖK: EUNOIA
3. CONSTANCE HALE: SIN AND SYNTAX
4. EDGAR ALLAN POE: COMPLETE TALES & POEMS
5. JOHN SCARNE: SCARNE ON CARD TRICKS
6. E. E. CUMMINGS: ETCETERA

These are the CDs I picked:
1. THEE MICHELLE GUN ELEPHANT: GEAR BLUES
2. DÄLEK: FROM FILTHY TONGUE OF GODS AND GRIOTS
3. THE BOOKS: THOUGHT FOR FOOD
4. HOOD: COLD HOUSE
5. RÖYKSOPP: MELODY A.M.
6. BRAINIAC: BONSAI SUPERSTAR