UPDATE!

Yes, I’m in a hat made of Heineken cans.

so we all know that sea anenemones are the scourge of the seven seas, and that they kill pretty much everything with reckless abandon. mabye you could write a song about this ever-so-dangerous little tentacled fella’.

I think you should write a song about a man ordering a burrito and being extremely intimidated by the size of it. The music should be Celtic techno, or any other blend of two genres that would not be caught eating a burrito together.

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dear songmaker: please make an a capella chant-type song about people who photocopy their body parts (you may wish to focus on the photocopying of the buttocks), with at least 14 layers of your voice.