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June 27, 2008
NEW SONG PACK
STWPT Volume 4 Pack #1 is available now, including much-loved songs like NEVER BEEN IN LOVE and THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES.
Volumes 1 to 3 have also been bundled together as a Deluxe Download Pack.
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June 14, 2008
COVER SONG CONTEST
As suggested at the Forum To Wear Pants To - a cover song contest!
The winner will collaborate with me on a new song, plus they’ll be mailed all the STWPT CDs.
June 11, 2008
NEW RINGTONES
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June 7, 2008
CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO SAMPLE
Just a little thing I thought might be of interest to STWPT listeners:
I posted a song a couple days ago on ANDREW IS MUSIC which contains the original guitar and drum sample from CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO. It’s called HERE & NOW - check it out!
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February 14, 2008
NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
What would it sound like if a rapping robot was really nervous about asking a girl out?
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August 15, 2005
THIS GIRL
If you could help me out with something that would be great. I really like this girl, but I don’t know how to express it. If you could write a song about her with her beautiful light blue eyes, long brown hair, and great athletic body, that would be awesome.
Andrew's Favorites, Fan Favorites, Front Page, Songs | 12:32 AM | 24 Comments
GUITAR
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This is seriously about getting hired. I’d like to think of it as classy but with character. If it was a super-hero, it would be a mix between the good-ness of Superman, and the darkness of Batman. It should peak people’s interest. Very important: people between 25 to 55 should like it. It’s not like a videogame war song. It’s more like a sitting next to a stream and enjoying the moment type thing.
I want people to say: “Whoa! (or Hmmm) interesting!.” It should reach the hiring manager emotionally and intellectually.
I’m leaning towards no lyrics. But if you can think of something interesting enough, I’d have no complaints.
2 minutes, and possibly something that loops easily.
Style: Actually, the guitar music in Kill Bill 2, with a Mexican flair, is pretty exciting. But I was hoping it could be slightly more laid back. It should be Intricate. Confident. Clever if not Complex. Like Classical Music. Can you somehow mix the excitement of the Mexican Music with the intricacies of Classical?
Well, we can have it darker. I think the main thing is that it’s interesting enough for people to take notice.
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June 20, 2005
THE TOUCHTONE GENIUS
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Let’s imagine that somewhere in a hotel room there’s a really talented and really bored composer who has mastered the art of accompanying himself with dial tones while calling random people in their homes. He especilly enjoys leaving 2 minutes operas on other people answering machine / service.
“The Touchtone Genius”
He begins by introducing himself and then explains that it is important that he plays something for you, for whatever reason he explains. He also apologise for the cluttering of your message box /waking of you at 3 A.M. but emphasizes on the importance on the matter.
Then he plays a cheerfull melodic introduction using touchtone.
He sings the first few measures.
It features an energetic baritone who is seemingly happy because he won the lottery, or a better idea he just had.
He sings the part and play the touchtone live!
He stops and says “and then the guy goes”:
He plays a dramatic tune.Forte. He often sings the introduction melody.
The second act is a dialogue between the guy from the first act and a dissing soprano. Sometimes it may be a completely different subject but it always involves a soprano. He sings both parts perfectly.
He stops “So it goes on for a while then:”
The genius’ dial tone mastery shows off as he introduces the third and last act which is mostly instrumental, except for the very last part of it which is either an insult about your mother or some random shocking insanity.
He quickly concludes with a short tone fanfare and hangs up.
A short introductory dialogue and and reactions from the listener would nicely add to it.
Andrew's Favorites, Fan Favorites, Front Page, Paid Songs, Songs, Video | 11:56 PM | 25 Comments
June 3, 2005
BEWARE THE SEA ANENEMONE
so we all know that sea anenemones are the scourge of the seven seas, and that they kill pretty much everything with reckless abandon. mabye you could write a song about this ever-so-dangerous little tentacled fella’.
Andrew's Favorites, Fan Favorites, Front Page, Songs | 11:49 PM | 13 Comments
April 16, 2004
I AM BJORK
be bjork
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CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO
I think you should write a song about a man ordering a burrito and being extremely intimidated by the size of it. The music should be Celtic techno, or any other blend of two genres that would not be caught eating a burrito together.
Fan Favorites, Front Page, Songs | 1:12 PM | 11 Comments
April 10, 2004
WE PHOTOCOPY OUR BODY PARTS
dear songmaker: please make an a capella chant-type song about people who photocopy their body parts (you may wish to focus on the photocopying of the buttocks), with at least 14 layers of your voice.
Andrew's Favorites, Fan Favorites, Front Page, Songs | 11:10 AM | 12 Comments
May 22, 2002
MORE SONGS
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