Andrew Davis blesses us with an 8-bit Sad Toaster remix!

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So various tunes of mine are now officially available through iTunes, Amazon, thesixtyone and other places. Yay digital distribution!

Jun of Viralogy interviewed me the other day.

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Ghostface Kilobyte just posted a wicked cover of NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.

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I’m on Twitter now.

Mark Hurst has just posted a video of my GEL talk from a couple years ago - thanks Mark!

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I’ve downloaded a number of your songs and found many to be funny and entertaining. But this song… this song made on a silly request turned into something more, something that is lacking from pop music of the day, it is just amazing. So, I am serious about paying you to finish the song. It deserves to be finished. Someone has to do it.

My feeling is that you should not re-record the first part, but end the piano quicker after “moved on”. After a short pause, the song should start with the first drum hit (yeah… percussion) and guitar note all at the same time, with the same music that is currently at 16 seconds, plus added instruments.

could you make a rap song about how you make a rap song, the process you go through etc

i think you should make a song about see-through grumpy unicorns.

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I’m looking for a funny love song for my husband

It’s the story of a guy who has a robot body that’s so convincingly human that he’s forgotten his true nature. But late at night, when he’s asleep,sometimes he cries out into the darkness, “Eep, eep. I’m a monkey!”

His wife hears him but she’s totally cool with it because she’s a tiny monkey in a robot body, too. She wants to invite him to come out and play when nobody’s looking and do a tiny monkey dance in their tiny monkey pants. But she’s afraid he won’t be able to accept the truth.

She loves him very much and wants them to be able to reveal their true selves to one another. One day, she decides to risk it and jump out of her robot body. Her husband is confused at first, but slowly reaches into his pants and pulls out his true tiny monkey self. They run outside and swing through the trees and steal bananas from the grocery store. And generally live happily ever after.

I’m thinking something in the style of They Might Be Giants or The Moldy Peaches.

I’d like the song to be weird but ultimately be about true love.

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I like the sort of parody way you went about the “Be Bjork” song and I’d like to see you try to do it with Trent Reznor.