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June 27, 2008
NEW SONG PACK
STWPT Volume 4 Pack #1 is available now, including much-loved songs like NEVER BEEN IN LOVE and THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES.
Volumes 1 to 3 have also been bundled together as a Deluxe Download Pack.
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June 14, 2008
COVER SONG CONTEST
As suggested at the Forum To Wear Pants To - a cover song contest!
The winner will collaborate with me on a new song, plus they’ll be mailed all the STWPT CDs.
June 11, 2008
NEW RINGTONES
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June 7, 2008
CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO SAMPLE
Just a little thing I thought might be of interest to STWPT listeners:
I posted a song a couple days ago on ANDREW IS MUSIC which contains the original guitar and drum sample from CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO. It’s called HERE & NOW - check it out!
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June 25, 2008
RUBBER DONKEY
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I want you to make a Herp Albert and the Tijuana Brass version of Rubber Ducky from Sesame Street.
Two Mins. Instrumental. No Rubber Ducky sounds. Lots of brass instruments, feel free to get a little funky and creative on the melody - but at least play it once as is.
Rubber Donkey is a better title and a cooler toy idea.
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June 14, 2008
LET O CANADA PLAY
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Randy and Jim asked me to do this arrangement of a song which they wrote.
Jim’s original version:
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June 13, 2008
ACCOMPLISHMENT BY PROXY (KING OF THE HARP)
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Every time I watch the show King of the Hill I play out a small fantasy of mine to be able to play that melody on a harp. Maybe you can live out that dream for me and I can enjoy that accomplishment by proxy. In fact that should be the title of this — Accomplishment by Proxy
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April 3, 2008
DEJA VU
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Randy and Jim asked me to do this arrangement of a song which they wrote.
Jim’s original version:
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BLUE
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In 2006, Utada Hikaru released an album called Ultra Blue.
What I want is an English version of this song. I started writing lyrics in my spare time. It’s taken me a long time as I’ve been busy with classes and am a bit of a perfectionist, but I’m thus far pleased with what I have.
Places I’m used to being, people I’m used to seeing
Recently all seem to speak of the tragedies,
Of places far across the seas
I want to feel safe again in the night,
Soft music and sleep without fright
No matter how painful the time, why do I sing? (Who knows)
I don’t want to love again, why do I keep trying? (Darling, darling, ah)
I don’t hear a thing no matter what you say or do
I am blinded without a clue
I just tried, I just tried turning BLUE
I am only human
Complimented by this color
Day and day growing number
I think I’m getting older
I remember the sadness of your frown
Those spinning lights
I want to believe once again you’ll be around
The light is bound to reach you
Even on nights so freezing, who is the one singing? (Who?)
From sheets of music thrown askew
The notes, their tune inked in BLUE
I remember the sadness of your frown
Those spinning lights
I want to believe once again you’ll be around
The light is bound to reach you
Oh, no matter how painfully my life, why do I live? (Who knows?)
I just want a normal life, fame is overexaggerated.
Darling darling, ah, questions make me BLUE.
Darling darling, ah,
Tell me something good
Or let me feel your warmth one more time,
You have no idea the mountain I’d climb
Oh, no matter how long the night, day should break right?
Just like the stories from when we were children?
And though I don’t can’t hear a thing at all,
I know this storm will soon end
And though the future is cloudy
We can always keep on hoping
Why can’t you understand this? And why do I care about it? (Who knows)
I don’t want to love again, why do I keep trying? (Darling, darling, ah)
I don’t hear a thing no matter what you say or do
I am blinded without a clue
I just tried, I just tried turning BLUE
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March 7, 2007
FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE PICKLES
Please redo “Flight of the bumblebees” using only the word “pickles”.
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FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE BREATHING NOISES (FROM MY OWN MOUTH)
Play “Flight of the Bumblebee” using only breathing noises (from your own mouth)
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I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF VOICES
Could you do remix one of your previous songs, but replace each of the instruments with noises/words made with your own voice?
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January 31, 2007
RAZOR GATOR
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I would love it if you’d remake the Razor Gator song, preferably in a sort of ’90s alternative rock/post-grunge sound.
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December 6, 2006
STER-LO
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I have a friend named Sterling, and he’s really great to me, and he LOVES your site. He’d be ecstatic if he had a song written about him. I’d love it to include all/any of the following:
The fact that he said I crushed his “moral” instead of “morale”.
The phrase “Ye got me in me mizzenmast.”
If you can, please insert the phrase “Oh, look! It’s a honeypot!” somewhere in there, because he once thought a Chococat (Hello Kitty-type character) coffee mug was a honeypot.
That to be a man, you must have honor, honor and a peeeeeenis!
If he had his way, he’d constantly be “in the nudie dimension” (As in naked. Too much info, I know)
Some girl at the GAP in the mall saw his “junk.”
He swerves AT quail on the road, because he thinks they are “the rats of the bird kingdom.”
He dreams of “prancing naked in the meadow.”
You’ve got to mention Skills USA. It was some web-design competition that he got 2nd place in, and it’s the only thing I’ve ever heard him get upset about. It’s hilarious.
OH and please mention that we go to Chili’s about 3 times a week.
You could reference “that one time I punched him in the arm.” …I’m not allowed to say more.
That he has issues, and I’d like to subscribe.
He is the ONLY white person (including Eminem) who can say things like “Word” and “Whatev” and sound genuine AND cool.
We once saw a license plate “DRMCAR” (=dream car) and he said (thinking he was smart), “Oh, look! It’s Dr. McCar!”
He noticed that Chamillionaire looks exactly like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. (Google Image search him, it’s uncanny! And that would fit well if you did the Chamillionaire parody.)
When he shaved his beard and had just a “molestache” for about an hour. It was the sickest/funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
That even he won’t eat Quesadilla Pizza…
And something about the fact that he smells like a tree, but I still don’t want him to “leave.” I’d also like it to have something about how we watch Star Trek and Adult Swim together every night, and that even though I have a huge crush on Data, I like Sterling more.
Also - if you ever refer to him by his name, could you say “Ster-Lo” instead of Sterling?
And on a final note: I would be forever thankful if you could end it with some sort of reference to yourself. Something about how it’s Andrew saying Happy Birthday to Ster-Lo and that you wrote him a “song to wear pants to.”
I’d like it to be funny and upbeat, for sure. A rap would probably be pretty effective.
We really hate the rapper Chamillionaire and his damn song “Ridin’ Dirty,” but I don’t know if trying to model it after that would give you enough flexibility. However, Weird Al recently did a spoof of that song in which the chorus goes “white and nerdy” instead of “riding dirty,” and that is an EXACT description or Sterling.
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September 28, 2006
CARE OF 3 STUFFED ANIMALS
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It is my anniversary gift to my boyfriend, and I would like it to be cute and reflect on how fun we can be. I want the song to be about the three stuffed animals I have.
Toofers, the blue baby alligator. He has a purple bib.
Seamore, the seal. He does amazing aerial stunts. He also loves hide and seek.
Christopher Penguin, the penguin. He’s very bashful.
Whenever Toofers’ teeth hurt, Jack brushes his teeth for him.
Christopher Penguin loves car trips.
Seamore is an excellent break-dancer.
Seamore fits right in Jack’s pocket.
As for the tone of the song, I want the melody to be fun and happy like the tune to Care of Cell 44 by the Zombies. That is our song, so if it is easier for you, you can make it to the tune of Care of Cell 44.
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