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FEB 6 AUCKLAND
FEB 11 SYDNEY
FEB 12 BRISBANE
FEB 14 MELBOURNE
FEB 15 PERTH

It’s been a gradual transition that wasn’t always even apparent to me, but I can definitively say now that my work will be focused more on my YouTube channel than this website. (Though a redesign is on its way that will integrate the two a bit more anyway.)

Of course, all the songs here will stay up for your enjoyment – some might even be made into videos in the near future. :) I will also continue to do commissions.

Thank you all for your support and encouragement over the years. Things are getting bigger and better and I hope you’ll stay on this magic carpet ride with me forever!

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is there any way you could devise a ska/rock song about a girl named Myssy in predator armour hunting people in a department store with a clan of predators, throw in some death and destruction, possibly her killing someone with a spear, all the while keeping it gory yet comical and lighthearted?

Predator weapons: spears, wristblades, disc, plasma caster. the disc is well a razorsharp disc that expands and instantly kills whatever it goes through before returning to the predators hand, the plasma caster is the cannon sitting on a predators shoulder, it shoots blue bolts of plasma.

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There’s so much negativity in hip-hop lately, with mixtape “diss tracks” spreading like a virus. You should make the opposite of a diss track, just toss compliment after compliment at the rappers that might be expecting it least (I won’t name any names). The beat should incorporate as many of the clich elements that make up negative hip-hop (explosions, military march style drumrolls, etc.) but be as positive as possible.

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I want the guy to make a song thats 45 seconds long, about Big Bob sunbathing naked on the Piazza, when something interesting and hilarious happens with an ice cream cone (i’ll leave that to the blokes imagination)

I the harmony to be on a harmonica, and the phrase “your mum” to be said three times.

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well OBVIOUSLY, i think you should write a song from the viewpoint of Big Chief Breads with a Nugget detailing the plight of the Breadalo, an endangered animal from whence the bread used to bread chicken nuggets comes. i’m thinking rhythmic chanting could easily be incorporated.

also, i bet you could make a killer song out of my lame boss! he’s a bodybuilder, and he keeps a photo album full of pictures of himself from his competing days at his desk, and he’s, like, in a speedo and all gross, and it’s really disturbing and he shows it to everyone. he never talks about anything but lame bodybuilder stuff, and he uses antiquated phrases like ‘on the juice’ and ‘ ‘roid rage’ and ‘pumping iron’ and ‘carbo load’. he eats gross food all the time, like eighty times a day, and always tells me what his body fat percentage is like i care. he blinks WAY TOO MUCH. he’s bossy and lazy and makes me staple stuff for him. he has an annoying laugh. he tells inappropriate jokes that aren’t funny. he says “basically” all the time, when it doesnt even make sense to use it.

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make a song about a polar bear fighting a unicorn
preferably early 80s rap
lots of 808

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