UPDATE!

Yes, I’m in a hat made of Heineken cans.

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My wife and I decided that our friend Abby deserves her own theme song.

Stuff she likes:
The Slender Loris
Dinosaurs
pirates
Sailor Jerry Rum
Other girls

Facts about her:
She works making waxworks for Madame Tussaudes in London
She is a lovely kind person.
She is in love with Tina Fey from 30 Rock.
For her birthday a few years ago I adopted for her all of the Slender Lori at London Zoo. (the Slender Loris is her favourite animal)
When she was a baby she lay funny and her brother dubbed her Mr Frog.
She is allergic to Kiwi’s and cats but takes antihistamines to be able to hang out with our cat.
She has a Fish Called Stevie the Wonder Fish.
She has tiny lungs (asthma)
Rather than saying she’s gay, she reffers to herself as “ecstatic”
She like adventures, especially overseas. Hungry and Malta recently.
She loves to dance.
Abby’s favorite dinosaur is the ankylosaurus.

Musically it can be quite simple maybe with sort of a “They Might Be Giants” vibe. She’s a big fan of “Beware the Sea Anemone” (I think it may be the first song of yours I ever played her.)

In this age of political correctness, I would love to hear some carols updated to be more inclusive.

cats from outer space make rap beats while you rhyme about your impeccable fashion sense
then at the end you join them on your drum kit

you should cover a classic song, but change the style, instrumentation, and time signature.

This track is taken from my band Your Heart’s Summer B-Sides album. Stream or download it here!

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I’m making a short animation and i was basically looking to commission somebody for a 15 to 20 second theme song.

The Animation is about a kid who likes to solve all his problems by throwing corrosive acids on people.

I was thinking of something like the Teen Titan theme song by Puffy Amiyumi.

The beginning of the song could be like telling people to beware of this unknown danger like “hide your mom and your dog too” And then it can go on to explain what these people are hiding from “He is hazardous and destructive” “He is Corrosive and erosive”"He’s ACID BOY” and maybe something like “he’s always looking for ways to burn off your face”"so don’t get in his way - he’s acid boy” and maybe something along the lines of “nobody knows if he’s a hero or a bad guy but corrosion makes him feel joy and that’s why he’s called Acid Boy”

Check out the Acid Boy animation!