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Take any previous Songs To Wear Pants To song, play the instrumental part backwards, and write new lyrics to it. It should be about the opposite of whatever the original song was about.

It’s possible that you’ll enjoy this more if you’re familiar with the song that I reversed.

did you check out old spice guy?!?!?

there are so many
i can’t stop watching them
they’re so good
i seriously think you should do some kind of stwpt thing about it

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My mom is having a knee replacement so I wanted a song to cheer her up/let her know how much I (and my family) love her/make her feel special. It would be great if it could be a short, upbeat, fun song. Here are things she likes: cute dogs, yard sales, eating dinner with her shoes off, Orangutans, beer, scrabble. Her name is Colleen.

I’d love a George Clinton-style song!

It doesn’t have to be at all about her knee. In fact, it’d be better if it’s just about how great she is. We have a dog named Henry who is a Wirehaired Pointing Griffon (a purebred rare breed and it’s apparently pronounced GriffOn, like “gone”).

Ooh, inside jokes:
“I agwEE but I not UGwee” (pretty self-explanatory, we were talking in a funny accent and the two words sounded the same with the emphasis changed)
“No tacks!” = a boy in her preschool used to put thumb tacks in his mouth, so he started saying this when he was proud of himself for obeying by NOT having a mouthful of tacks.

Other good references:
We like to play poker (for money) and make up different combiations of ridiculous games like “blind baseball dropsie”.
We love going yard-sale-ing.
A boy in her preschool touched her breast and said “I like your shirt. My mom doesn’t have shirt like these!” There have been many somewhat inappropriate but funny things the preschoolers have said about her breasts. Even just saying “all the preschoolers like her shirt” would be funny.

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I have this friend named Tyler. Every time we’re driving in my car he’ll start singing along to a song, making up his own words. They usually go along the basic lines of “Tyler is better than you”, “Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler!”, “Tyler is better than Chelsea, yeah!” “Tyler is the best, oh yes he is”, etc. So, for the lyrics of the song, if you could make some catchy arrangement of the above phrases that would be great.

As for the style/genre of the song, it should be very similar to a Lady Gaga song like “Bad Romance” or “Telephone” (his favourite song right now). It should have a good beat and sound very catchy, upbeat and techno/electro-pop-ish.

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Hi Andrew, I’d like you to make a song as a present for my girlfriend. I’m not sure exactly what instruments I’d like to be in the song, only that the song should put her in a good mood and be relatively easy for her to sing along to.

Her name is Stevie, and her favorite band is Sublime.

I’d like to include lines about some of our favorite memories and inside jokes.
-playing Super Smash Brothers on Nintendo64 (She plays as Kirby, I play as Captain Falcon, and she ALWAYS kicks my ass)
-we met at “Call-A-Ram”, a department of Colorado State University where we are basically part-time telemarketers and spend our shifts poking fun at our co-workers
-her major, compared to mine, involves a massive amount of schoolwork, and we always joke with each other about how much she has to study or how little I don’t
- we went to Home Depot for our first date
-we have pretty different tastes in music. We joke about how ridiculous some of my metal and hardcore music is. Maybe you could incorporate a “breakdown” in the song somewhere (it would be funny to her, and I know you’re a pro at mixing genres)

The chorus should be the catchiest part, and somewhat cheesy but still meaningful. Perhaps you could say how she means the world to me, how I can’t stand to be away from her, and how she’s the best thing that’ ever happened to me. It’s imperative that you include the phrase “I’d love you even if you had a Fupa.”