We’ve just put together a new album of all the songs I’ve produced for Randy Zahara and Jim Shaw! None of these songs are available on STWPT Compilations and two of them are exclusive to the album purchase.

TOMORROW YESTERDAY

1. CASEY & FINNEGAN
2. WHAT IF
3. BAD BOY
4. THE ROAD
5. TOMORROW YESTERDAY
6. VAN GOGH
7. I AM ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
8. A PROBLEM TO FIX (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)
9. DEJA VU
10. IF TO BE
11. PERCEPTION
12. 2000 YEARS (NO PREVIEW AVAILABLE)

And a bonus track inspired by the Canadian athletes competing at this year’s Summer Olympics:
13. LET O CANADA PLAY

Following the links above you can hear full songs and purchase them individually if you want.

Use the button below to purchase all 13 songs for $9.99.

The cover song contest is over and we have our two winners!

Sam Maurer had the most YouTube views for his cover:
I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF GLASS

Jacob Jensen came in with two entries to win the Make Me Say “All Right!” The Most prize:
KAZOOKAZOO… and NEVER BEEN IN LOVE

Both of them have won a 3-Disc STWPT Deluxe CD Collection and they will each be collaborating with me on a song.

Here are the other entries if you’d like to check them out:
IN THE SUN
DON’T FEEL BAD
SHOOT THE ZOMBIES
REVERSE ESCARGOT
THE THX SOUND WITH JUST MY VOICE
HOW TO UPGRADE THE COMPONENTS…

A few years before starting this website, I put out a CD by the same name. Beyond the name, the website and the album don’t really have anything to do with each other, except that it’s all my music.

Anyway, I thought they were sold out, but I recently discovered 22 copies still shrink-wrapped and hiding in a box.

It’s got these songs on it, plus 11 more that I haven’t posted anywhere online:

MOSES
MARY POPPINS
SCATTERBABY
LIMBIC
WHITE

Want a copy? I’m asking $9, which includes shipping to anywhere in the world.

Blast from the past!

Rap about how great tetris is with the tetris theme song in the background. You can add in percussion if you want.

I think you should write a song to a girl that you like at the time, but explaining everything you didn’t like about your previous girlfriend so that way she knows what not do to and it will give her a great thing to think about all day!

Make a song about Crunk Juice.
For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s Red Bull and any kind of hard liquor (usually gin or vodka)

Make a song about how to upgrade the components on your mogrificating desambongulizer.

(I don’t know what it means either)

I would like to hear a one minute track in which you describe or atleast name every activity and facet of your existance that does NOT involve music.

imagine a apple pie, with a crispy crust, and huge chunks o apple filling the insides. now pretend that the pie is kicking you in the face whilst standing upon yon giganticus totoise. this pie should be the physical manifestation of the song you will write.

A ska song, about death metal.

What are some things you’ve never done? Tell me in a song in 5/4 time that doesn’t have percussion.

You should write a song in your least favourite genre about why you dont that particular genre.

Could you please write me a song about jenny - im 14 and love drinking and having a good laugh

If you could help me out with something that would be great. I really like this girl, but I don’t know how to express it. If you could write a song about her with her beautiful light blue eyes, long brown hair, and great athletic body, that would be awesome.