STWPT Volume 4 Pack #1 is available now, including much-loved songs like NEVER BEEN IN LOVE and THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES.

Volumes 1 to 3 have also been bundled together as a Deluxe Download Pack.

Get them here!

As suggested at the Forum To Wear Pants To - a cover song contest!

The winner will collaborate with me on a new song, plus they’ll be mailed all the STWPT CDs.

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3 new STWPT ringtones have been added!

CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO
SUPER MARIO REMIX
MUFFIN PUFFIN

Enjoy!

Just a little thing I thought might be of interest to STWPT listeners:

I posted a song a couple days ago on ANDREW IS MUSIC which contains the original guitar and drum sample from CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO. It’s called HERE & NOW - check it out!

A song that explains why G is the best letter of the alphabet!! If you could make it a song with a fun beat that you can dance to, that would be great!!

Can you write a really Bass guitar filler song about being a fish that is learning everything about the world around him from his tank?

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What would it sound like if a rapping robot was really nervous about asking a girl out?

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The Story of Snesly Wipes.
I story song, melody driven with a cheerie “oooo ooooo” up beat chorus thing. (I am so good at giving notes!) The story should be about Snesly Wipes, a young man who travels the world collecting colors. Stealing them from some things and giving them to other things. He creates blue flamingos and turquoise tangerines. Snesley travels by bus and he can surf cigarette smoke. His suitcase is covered in banana stickers. He puts the colors he doesn’t use inside his cufflinks. Maybe there should be a little british in your voice for this one.

When he blows his nose it creates wonderful music - which could be the chorus.

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An upbeat do-wop song, for my mom (Patricia Molina) who’s house in Acapulco is called Mimosa. I want you to make a Mimosa Do-Wop song for Christmas. She always has guests stay at the house, there’s a big Mexican christmas tree, a pool and every year there’s fireworks. My mom loves that old school do-wop style - like what you use in (Wop Wop Wop, Mo mo mo mo), please mention my Grandma “Abi” (pronounced like Abby), my sister’s name is Maia (like Maya) and me (that’s my family). It’s a tropical christmas song. Play around in it. I’m sure you’ll do something awesome.

Please make me a song to clean the toilet to!

I love you more than bunnies!

How about this, take 2-3 second clips of various songs and string them togeter in the most horrible way possible (or whichever way you feel is best).

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I would like a musically simple song of no more than a minute and a half in length– something that is happy, very catchy, and easy to remember/sing, but not *too* repetitive. It should be about zombies, specifically their habits and how to kill them.

*moaning
*shambling/limping slowly
*eating the brains/flesh of the living
*they multiply quickly (by biting and infecting live humans)
*it’s better to shoot them in the head than decapitate them; intact zombie heads are like angry, biting bowling balls!
*they’re easily led– a person could lead zombies into a narrow alley, where they would be picked off by snipers, for example.

Minimum wage at a gas station…please make me feel better about my job…if it’s possible

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I not sure how you feel about being told what to do, but I personally hate it. So, I would like to hear a song that you choose everything for: length, tone, style, all that jazz. I’d love to see/hear you have fun with a Paid Song, instead of staying within the fickle boarderlines being demanded. Thanks a lot.