THE CONCEPT
Andrew makes songs based on your ideas.
The songs are free to download for their first week online, and after that some of them cost 99 cents. If you buy any songs, the download links will be emailed to you. You might prefer Song Packs if you want to download lots of songs!
Click here if you'd like to submit a song idea.
I hope you enjoy the music!
News
May 14, 2008
STWPT STWPT STWPT
Tons of STWPT stuff happening this week.
Most importantly, lots of thanks to everyone who came out to yesterday’s show! You were a great crowd, I had so much fun.
And… STWPT RINGTONES for some of the most popular songs are available. Any suggestions for other songs that should be made into ringtones? I have space for a few more.
And… At long last, I’ve put the track listings up for my CDs - so you know which songs you’re buying now…
And… PACKAGED SONG DOWNLOADS are here! Each one gives you little over half an hour of STWPT tunes for 7.99.
Finally, check out CBC Radio One this Saturday (May 17) at 1pm ’cause Definitely Not The Opera is doing a little segment on Songs To Wear Pants To. You can listen online too. Awesome!
May 3, 2008
FREE SHOW MAY 13 2008 TORONTO
I’m doing some solo stuff, as well as some stuff with a band, and also I scored the two films being shown. So you should check this out!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
7.30pm @ Supermarket (268 Augusta, in Kensington)
No cover!
Click for big flyer:
April 21, 2008
GOOD FUN
Thanks everyone who came out to yesterday’s show!
I can’t believe I forgot to bring my CDs with me. I even wrote it down. I have a sheet of paper that says “CDs” on it.
Anyway, all the music I played can be found on this site or at ANDREW IS MUSIC - ya ya ya!
April 17, 2008
LIVE SHOW APRIL 20 2008 TORONTO
If you’re in Toronto this weekend, swing by the Labyrinth Lounge (attached to Future’s Bakery), where I’ll be playing a set of cute ukulele/glock tunes as well as some hip-hop.
Sunday, April 20
298 Brunswick Avenue
(right off Bloor between Bathurst and Spadina)
Doors at 8pm
$7
Check out the rest of the sweet line-up:
Adam Vegys
Odd Man Out
Nathan Gerber
Melissa Ninaber
Andrew Gazaneo
April 5, 2008
320KBPS
All 99-cent songs have been updated to have the highest possible mp3 audio quality!
If you’ve already purchased mp3 downloads of a lower quality, email me and I’ll send you the new files.
March 18, 2008
RETURN OF THE LYRICS
The LYRICS TO WEAR PANTS TO page is back! It’s exactly the way it used to be, except it’s inside our new layout and all the way updated. The link can be found (other than in this post) with all the other links when you scroll right down to the bottom of the site.
Enjoy two new songs: I AM AN EDUCATED FISH - which doesn’t really have lyrics, since they were all made up on the spot - and G. Along with O, this is making me think I should do a complete set of songs for the alphabet. I’ll have to check through the big pile of unread requests and see if there’s anything letter-related in there.
Archive
- DEJA VU
- BLUE
- G
- I AM AN EDUCATED FISH
- NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
- I AM THE REASON WHY GIRLS ARE HOT
- THE STORY OF SNESLY WIPES
- DISCOVER A NEW UNKNOWN WORLD
- MIMOSA CHRISTMAS
- IT’S TOO LOUD (EXTENDED VERSION)
- THEME MUSIC FOR A MAN WITH NO HANDS WHO LEARNS TO JUGGLE
- HOW TO ACTUALLY WEAR PANTS
- OUR LOVE IS LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
- KAZOOTWO
- FUN WITH APPLIANCES
- I AM ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
- THE RENEGADE MUFFIN
- THIS THRILLS YOU
- THE INTERNET
- DRIVE AWAY THE STRESS (EXTENDED VERISON)
- SURGE PROTECTOR
- SKYPE TEST
- TOM (BLINGED OUT, BEATING PEOPLE UP)
- ENKIDU: A STALWART WIZARD
- STACEY, BE MY BARBIE DOLL
- A JINGLE TO A PRODUCT THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN INVENTED
- TOILET CLEANING SUPER CLEAN CLEAN TIMES
- I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BUNNIES
- I AM GOLDILOCKS
- WHAT IF
- PAN YR AEBORE
- A PENGUIN NAMED HENREY FREESTYLE WITH MY SICKEST BEATS
- TO BE
- HOW ABOUT IT
- FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE PICKLES
- FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE BREATHING NOISES (FROM MY OWN MOUTH)
- I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF VOICES
- THE HUGE MISSHAPEN SAUSAGE ADVENTURES THEME
- I AM REALLY A CONTINENT
- I AM THE FIRST FIFTY DIGITS OF PI AS TABLATURE
- DO I GET THE EXTRA POINTS?
- I AM THE HOTDOG EATING CONTEST CHAMPION
- EMMY EMMY GO GO GO
- RAZOR GATOR
- THE BALLAD OF THE ZACHS
- SHOOT THE ZOMBIES
- DRIVE AWAY THE STRESS
- TOMORROW YESTERDAY
- DON’T FEEL BAD
- I AM SOMETHING
- THE STRUGGLE TO BECOME A BASEBALL PLAYER
- THE CLEAR BLUE WATERS
- STER-LO
- CAPTAIN SHMOIE
- TETRIS
- I AM A CHAIR
- A MATTER OF PERCEPTION
- CARE OF 3 STUFFED ANIMALS
- EVERYTHING I DIDN’T LIKE ABOUT MY PREVIOUS GIRLFRIEND
- VAN GOGH
- HASSELHOFF
- CRUNK JUICE
- THE ROAD
- HOW TO UPGRADE THE COMPONENTS ON YOUR MOGRIFICATING DESAMBONGULIZER, A STEP BY STEP GUIDE
- I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF GLASS
- EVERY ACTIVITY AND FACET OF MY EXISTENCE THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE MUSIC
- ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE PANCREAS
- DINOSAURS ARE SWEET
- MUFFIN PUFFIN
- THE SONG THAT THE PIE IS THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF
- HERO
- LISA WANTS TO BE A BAD ROBOT
- SPIDER REMEDY JINGLE
- DEATH METAL
- CASEY AND FINNEGAN
- PLINTH
- JENNIFER B
- FROM THE BACK OF A VAN
- BAD BOY
- NEVER
- IT’S TOO LOUD
- BEWARE THE SEA ANENEMONE (DEFINITELY ANENEMONES REMIX)
- NAPOLEODE
- VOLLEYBALL 3000 CREDIT TITLE
- FAT LIP
- YOUR MOM (WORST GRAMMAR REMIX)
- WHAT IS JOPPA, ANYWAY?
- I DO WHATEVER I WANT
- ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
- WE NEED THE EARTH AND THE FIRE AND THE WIND AND THE WATER
- EXPERIMENTAL FILM
- JENNY
- YMCA MUZAK
- I AM PLAYING THE KEYBOARD AS FAST AS I CAN
- THIS GIRL
- GUITAR
- THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT FROGS
- YOUR SPLEEN
- MY LACK OF UPDATES
- CRAZY CANDY THEME
- POLKA LOCA
- ANDREW VS. TIMMY TREE BETTER SONG
- VENETIAN SNARES ON A BAD DAY
- THE SWEATER SONG
- THE CREEZIAN ANTHEM
- THE MOST EXCITING THING I DID IN THE PAST YEAR FREESTYLE
- FOOD
- FISHCAT CATFISH
- LONDA’S YELLOW XB
- REVERSE ESCARGOT
- MY STARTER MOTOR
- THREE GENRES VS. ONE SONG
- I PROMISE YOU FROM THE BOTTEM HEART
- THE IZZY & TACO SHOW THEME
- THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CHEESE
- I AM A BLIND FISH
- KAMIKAZE HIGHLANDER
- SAVAGE CHICKENS THEME
- THERE’S NOTHING BETWEEN US ANYMORE
- THE TOUCHTONE GENIUS
- WE WANT TO THANK YOU, SISTER REES
- MUSKRAT FOR LUNCH
- BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL
- ANDREW VS. TIMMY TREE
- MY DAY IN SUCK-CITY
- GIRL, I’M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO MOVE
- HALF YOUR RECOMMENDED DAILY INTAKE OF FAT
- BEWARE THE SEA ANENEMONE
- FANTASY WORLD
- RAIN, TURTLES, COWBELL
- A SINGLE WOMAN IN HER 30S WHO HAS 3 CATS
- THE LITTLE MERMAID (A CAPPELLA)
- OIL TANKER NAVIGATION
- I AM ON THE RADIO WITH PETER SHURMAN RIGHT NOW
- CONE PONY HOME ALONE
- CALL FOR HELP
- ADAM’S THING
- WOP WOP WOP MO MO MO MO
- THE LITTLE MERMAID
- LISA
- DO I GET THE BONUS POINTS?
- TRIPS
- O
- CHEESE & CRACKERS
- I AM SLIGHTLY AWESOME
- I AM ONE ITEM FROM YOUR TERRIBLE WARDROBE
- WEBSTERS POCKET THESAURUS FREESTYLE
- 50 CENT MEETS CREED
- MC PANTZ & MC UNDERWEAR VS. WEIRD OPERA DUDE
- TOENAILS (MICROTOENAIL MIX)
- SAN FRANCISCO TREAT
- JULIE BEAR
- BOW DOWN TO MY PWNZORNESS I GUESS
- A WORKING SONG WHEREIN EVERY WORD IS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER BEGINNING WITH ‘A’ AND FOR AN ADDED BONUS I TRY TO WORK MY WAY BACK TO ‘A’ ONCE I REACH ‘Z’
- JIBBERISH FREESTYLE WHAT WHAT
- EVIL PICKLE VS. EVERYONE
- A RECENTL BROKEN-HEART PHASE
- SMELT
- AN AMERICAN CURRENT EVENT OF MY CHOICE CAW
- BOSSA BYE BABY
- DREAMING OF LOVE
- RAIN, TURTLES
- LYRICS TO A SONG
- FORTINBRAS, PRINCE OF TECHNO
- STEP IN 2 THA BARBER-HOP HIP-SHOP
- I LOATHE MATH MADE IN LETTERS
- CAR NOISE WALTZ OF THE EGG SLICER
- MONKEY FEET
- CAPTAIN OBVIOUS THEME
- THE GIRL BEHIND THE WINDOW
- SEXY QUESTIONS!
- YMCA
- MTV IS LAME AND FOR SUCKERS
- YOUR MOM
- KILLROY AND TINA THEME
- ARMY OF ME 2005
- LIBRARIANS RULE THE WORLD
- SHOOBY DOO WOP MUH MUH NE MY MY MY
- ANDREW VS. TIME
- ANDREW VS. THE WILDERNESS
- DEPARTMENT STORE VS. PREDATOR
- OH YEAH YEAH YEAH
- MIKE CELESTINO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH STAR WARS?
- I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS
- HAAAAIIIII
- BEERBOGGANING
- LENNON MCCARTNEY MERRIAM WEBSTER BARNES NOBLE
- IF YOU PLAY THIS SONG BACKWARDS IT WILL SOUND THE SAME
- CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO (EXTENDED VERSION)
- I AM YOUR TERRIBLE WARDROBE
- IF THE METRO DON’T GO THERE IT DON’T EXIST
- A COOL WAY TO ASK A GIRL TO THE DANCE
- MY SISTER-IN-LAW’S EARS
- LITTLE ALBINO KITTY
- UNDERAGE STALKERS
- ARMADILLO POTATO LOVE
- MEGABYTES & GIGABYTES FREESTYLE
- ELEVEN WINDOWS LOGOUT SOUNDS
- DINOSAURS WITH A OUTRAGOUS BMP
- I AM A CLAM
- THE HEAD OF A RADIO
- I AM A MECHANICAL SHARK
- TOENAILS
- I AM A CANADIAN DONKEY
- UNTITLED
- BADGERS
- SONGS TO WEAR PANTS TO THEME
- SONGS TO WEAR PANTS TO THEME
- PIE CLUB THEME
- SPY THEME
- SHUFFLE FUNCTION THEME
- I EMPTY MY BABY
- YOUR FEELINGS
- THE THX SOUND WITH JUST MY VOICE
- MY LIFE
- DRAGON STYLE
- MC UNDERWEAR VS. MC PANTZ
- I AM 29
- I AM AN EWOK
- WHAT’S UP YOUR SLEEVE, STANKY?
- BIG BOB VS ICE CREAM CONE
- I AM RANDOM AUTHORS AND MUSICIANS
- LIKE THERE’S NO COW
- I WANT CRIS EDWARDS
- SUPER MARIO BROTHERS THEME (ORIGINAL NINTENDO IS AWESOME REMIX)
- TOENAILS
- THAI
- DIE
- NAPOLEON
- RICE PUDDING OPERA OF THE CONTRABASS MIDI SAXOPHONE
- I AM A TREE
- I AM THE MARS VOLTA AND I AM SPACE GHOST
- I AM THE FIRST FIFTY DIGITS OF PI
- NO PANTS!
- WARM AND FUZZY
- KAZOOKAZOOKAZOOKAZOOKAZOO
- MC PANTZ BRINGING MODERN PSALMS
- MY HUSBAND STEPHEN
- IT WAS THE WORLD
- I AM TUNA
- A BUG FELL IN LOVE WITH A CAT
- TENINO
- THE SECOND MONKEY ISLAND GAME WAS THE BEST
- ALLITERATION
- IT WAS TOO HOT!
- IT HAS A CERTAIN JE NE SAIS QUOI
- THE TV TRILOGY
- GEOMETRY IS THE NEW CALCULUS
- GNIHT ELOHW EHT ESREVER
- SKAMURAI
- R <3S B LONG 2 GETHER 4 EVA
- SASQUATCH AND THE BOLOGNA CAPER: A COVER OF SCOTT JOPLIN’S MAPLE LEAF RAG
- A RAP SONG IN WHICH NONE OF THE LYRICS CONTAIN THE LETTER E
- I AM BJORK
- VOWELTACULAR
- CELTIC TECHNO BURRITO
- BONGOS LOOK LIKE CUPCAKES
- VORSPRUNG DURCH TECHNIK
- BADGERS
- BIG CHIEF BREADS WITH A NUGGET VS. MY LAME BODYBUILDER BOSS
- APPLESAUCE BALLAD OF THE PET TUBA
- WE COME IN PEACE
- GRAHAM THE POLAR BEAR VS. HENRY THE UNICORN
- RENAME YOUR RABBIT
- LITTLE EEEEE FOO FOO
- WE PHOTOCOPY OUR BODY PARTS
- WITH SPOONS AND ABOUT SPOONS
- TEE EL EH
- THE ZESTY REDHEAD
- CHERRY, ORANGE, AND LIME
- SHE DOESN’T KNOW THAT SHE’S IN THE SONG
- TOILET FLUSHING SHELVING UNIT








