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Robot Pirates.

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I would like a musically simple song of no more than a minute and a half in length– something that is happy, very catchy, and easy to remember/sing, but not *too* repetitive. It should be about zombies, specifically their habits and how to kill them.

Zombie characteristics…

*moaning
*shambling/limping slowly
*eating the brains/flesh of the living
*they multiply quickly (by biting and infecting live humans)
*it’s better to shoot them in the head than decapitate them; intact zombie heads are like angry, biting bowling balls!
*they’re easily led– a person could lead zombies into a narrow alley, where they would be picked off by snipers, for example.

Make a song about Crunk Juice.
For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s Red Bull and any kind of hard liquor (usually gin or vodka)

What are some things you’ve never done? Tell me in a song in 5/4 time that doesn’t have percussion.

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If you could help me out with something that would be great. I really like this girl, but I don’t know how to express it. If you could write a song about her with her beautiful light blue eyes, long brown hair, and great athletic body, that would be awesome.

I think you should write a song about a man ordering a burrito and being extremely intimidated by the size of it. The music should be Celtic techno, or any other blend of two genres that would not be caught eating a burrito together.

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