Andrew Davis blesses us with an 8-bit Sad Toaster remix!

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So various tunes of mine are now officially available through iTunes, Amazon, thesixtyone and other places. Yay digital distribution!

Jun of Viralogy interviewed me the other day.

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Ghostface Kilobyte just posted a wicked cover of NEVER BEEN IN LOVE.

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I’m on Twitter now.

Mark Hurst has just posted a video of my GEL talk from a couple years ago - thanks Mark!

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I’ve downloaded a number of your songs and found many to be funny and entertaining. But this song… this song made on a silly request turned into something more, something that is lacking from pop music of the day, it is just amazing. So, I am serious about paying you to finish the song. It deserves to be finished. Someone has to do it.

My feeling is that you should not re-record the first part, but end the piano quicker after “moved on”. After a short pause, the song should start with the first drum hit (yeah… percussion) and guitar note all at the same time, with the same music that is currently at 16 seconds, plus added instruments.

Robot Pirates.

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I would like a musically simple song of no more than a minute and a half in length– something that is happy, very catchy, and easy to remember/sing, but not *too* repetitive. It should be about zombies, specifically their habits and how to kill them.

Zombie characteristics…

*moaning
*shambling/limping slowly
*eating the brains/flesh of the living
*they multiply quickly (by biting and infecting live humans)
*it’s better to shoot them in the head than decapitate them; intact zombie heads are like angry, biting bowling balls!
*they’re easily led– a person could lead zombies into a narrow alley, where they would be picked off by snipers, for example.

Make a song about Crunk Juice.
For those of you who don’t know what it is, it’s Red Bull and any kind of hard liquor (usually gin or vodka)

a song about a sad toaster made of glass. that walks around the contry.

If you could help me out with something that would be great. I really like this girl, but I don’t know how to express it. If you could write a song about her with her beautiful light blue eyes, long brown hair, and great athletic body, that would be awesome.

Please compose and record a song extolling the virtues of your Web site in which the lengths of the words can also be used as a mnemonic for at least the first 50 digits of pi. In other words, the first word has three letters, the second word one letter, the third word four letters, and so on.

For your convenience, here are the first 50 digits of pi:
3.
1415926
5358979
3238462
6433832
7950288
4197169
3993751

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I think you should write a song about a man ordering a burrito and being extremely intimidated by the size of it. The music should be Celtic techno, or any other blend of two genres that would not be caught eating a burrito together.

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